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Brain blessed gives twitter some small amount of worth.

"BrianBlessed - Lionel's honey bath works! The man is some sort of countryside shaman! I'll get him up a mountain yet!"

For the record Lionel suggested that Brian bath his beard in honey.

For the record? As if you didn't already post that on the first page.

I'm not going to read back the whole thread every time I want to post.

I started following that mime guy, and now he's following ME!

You don't have a twitter you rancid little liar.

Oooh you charmer.

You know it, shitbreath.

JKS LUV YA RLY

Twitter is shit but occassionally amusing.

Charlie Brooker wrote:

HarperCollins just asked to use one of my msgs in a book called 'Twitter Wit'. They can use this one for free: "HarperCollins R cunts LOL".

Charlie Brooker's such a mug.

Why do you say that?

He comes out with levels of bullshit that would make me shudder.

In what sense?

The way he shows up media bullshit for the pile of donkey cock that it is?

He is part of the media bullshit.

....sure.

Spec...that the worst excuse I've ever heard.

Must try harder.

Tired-Hippo wrote:

....sure.

He's paid by the Guardian AND the Beeb, man. Are there any more luvvie media type employing firms out there? He's a dick.

Considering that he takes the piss out of the people who he gets his paycheck from, he's not exactly a luvvie for them.

Plus he does work for Channel 4 when the opportunity arises.

I loved the bit he did on the madeline thing where he pointed out it was just about looking and waiting for stuff to happen, and when something did happen they'd loop it all the time and pray for another thing to happen to add to the loop.

I'm as witty as Brooker. Latest Tweet:

Quote :

@[my cousin] I did! They gave me a brew in reception and I walked into the interview room still clutching it like I was in my own house! DUH!

It's like Oscar Wilde on there.

kimdealslover wrote:

Considering that he takes the piss out of the people who he gets his paycheck from, he's not exactly a luvvie for them.

They all do that. He's a part of the self-same scumbag system.

Which he admits too. IF YOU EVEN BOTHERED TO WATCH NEWSWIPE!

Why would I watch it when it's complete crap? I might as well be encouraging fire ants build to a nest down my jap's eye, for the same level of torture. Probably have more of a laugh too.

STFU