And how do you feel today? thread

Tell her you was at an AA meeting.

She knows thats a Tuesday and a Thursday.....

Gambling group?

Monday afternoons ...

Rehab?

Today, I am angers at plecko for giving me the plague!
She will pay.

...with her life?

With her dignity?

First her dignity, then her life.

Because the other way round wouldn't work.

Goostaph, why did you miss the date? Because you could just tell her the truth, take her out to dinner again asap and get some nice flowers. Sorted.

I'm feeling a bit warm and fuzzy.

Spectral Knight wrote:

I had to lay out a one-er this morning.

p.s. I still don't understand what that means.

tinkapeel wrote:

Goostaph, why did you miss the date? Because you could just tell her the truth, take her out to dinner again asap and get some nice flowers. Sorted.

I'm feeling a bit warm and fuzzy.

Sherbert dib dab?

i feel awesome drinking is brilliant and hangovers are for the weak!

tinkapeel wrote:

Spectral Knight wrote:

I had to lay out a one-er this morning.

p.s. I still don't understand what that means.

Dear, dear Tink. Yesterday, prior to me being a bit of an idiotic drunk, I managed to still be idiotic enough to break my phone prior to the evening's entertainment. As such, this morning, I had to stumble into town and hand over the quite princely sum of one hunder English pounds to a genteman in the Vodafone store so I could experience the joys of handheld telecommunications once again.

i only had to pay £30 for the 'joys' of handheld telecommunications.

Tink ...there is no way in this world that I could tell her the truth and expect food and flowers to make it ok ...

Yeah, but this phone has caved in to Microsoft's supremacy meaning it plays WMAs, and means that I get to be lazy and don't need to re-rip music I'd like to have on there. I win.

oh yeah? well i have the BRYN_BORANGA phone.(!!!!!)

I HAVE A HEADACHE, I'M IRRITATED AND I HAVE A STRONG DESIRE TO BASH SOMEONE'S HEAD IN.

That is soooo last year's model. Everyone wants the SK model this season.

AceCombat wrote:

I HAVE A HEADACHE, I'M IRRITATED AND I HAVE A STRONG DESIRE TO BASH SOMEONE'S HEAD IN.

Awwww, diddums.

:[Longshoe]:

I hope your day gets worse.

bantha_fodder+ wrote:

oh yeah? well i have the BRYN_BORANGA phone.(!!!!!)

I'm afraid to inform you that BRYN_BORANGA's BRYN_BORANGA phone has BORANDIED. BRYN_BORANGA has managed to ressurect another BRYN_BORANGA phone that originally BORANDIED on Christmas day 2007 when a drink was spilt on it. I mean, who the fuck dies after one pint? Poof.