gay dave's advice thread for dudes.

1. do not live in a house with majority girls. they go weird and herd-like, the reverse (group of men) does not happen. This is 3 years experience. Do not do it. You will regret it.

2. don't expect a fuck. ever. don't go into a dating scenario needing one. if you go into it that way my advice would be prepare to fail miserably.

3. an expensive haircut will help you get laid, put down the shitty wii game and go get one.

4. no matter how much you think the girl's a loser who you only want to use for sex, that girl thinks she's hot shit because you're attempting to get into her knickers anyway. you'll waste at least 3 months trying to get into them, so pick a fitter girl who is clearly hotter than you to waste 3 months. if you take any advice from this thread, take this one.

5. ditch the girl before you sleep with her if she's boring. and tell her she's boring, her friends will hear through the grapevine and your status will go up, even if they are slagging you off, suddenly you are unobtainable.

6. be nasty to losers, don't hang with them.

7. Imagine what Jason would do in your scenario. Don't do the opposite, do whatever you want, just bear in mind there's always a bigger loser.

gay dave wrote:

3. an expensive haircut will help you get laid, put down the shitty wii game and go get one.

Expensive hair cuts are better, I had mine cut today at a place half the price of my usual place. The woman didn't have a fuckin clue what she wo doin'. Felt like she was sheering a sheep.

gay dave wrote:

6. be nasty to losers, don't hang with them.

I don't agree with this. You should always be nice to everybody in an attempt to expand your social network. Some people may be losers but they might be valuable in the future and they're not going to help you out if you treat them badly.

no, some people bring down your level by being seen with them.

To be honest, I don't know what a loser is, its a very broad and subjective term.

gay dave wrote:

no matter how much you think the girl's a loser who you only want to use for sex

That's cheering to hear

tinkapeel wrote:

gay dave wrote:

no matter how much you think the girl's a loser who you only want to use for sex

That's cheering to hear

it's how men think when they chat girls like you up. i mean, you don't think they're thinking "wow she's so much better than the page 3 lookalike over there" do you?