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AceCombat
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|  Subject: Never try to wrap a present on an hour of sleep... Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:57 am | |
| Because I've done some ugly wrapping in my time... but this has got to be a record breaker... | |
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AceCombat
A Very Good Troll
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| | Subject: Re: Never try to wrap a present on an hour of sleep... Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:02 pm | |
| I think there some blood on it from when I cut my thumb on the cello tape thingi.... | |
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lobster_johnson
The Lobsters Claw of Bile
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| | Subject: Re: Never try to wrap a present on an hour of sleep... Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:15 pm | |
| what could be a more personal touch than blood? | |
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AceCombat
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| | Subject: Re: Never try to wrap a present on an hour of sleep... Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:23 pm | |
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AllYourBase
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| | Subject: Re: Never try to wrap a present on an hour of sleep... Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:25 pm | |
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AceCombat
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| | Subject: Re: Never try to wrap a present on an hour of sleep... Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:26 pm | |
| Aw, man... Just as I had typed "cum" my mum came online on messenger.... Now I feel dirty.... | |
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Ollie
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| | Subject: Re: Never try to wrap a present on an hour of sleep... Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:28 pm | |
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lobster_johnson
The Lobsters Claw of Bile
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| | Subject: Re: Never try to wrap a present on an hour of sleep... Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:29 pm | |
| this place has been absolutely soaked with bodily fluids today. they seem to have seeped into just about every thread. | |
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AceCombat
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| | Subject: Re: Never try to wrap a present on an hour of sleep... Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:29 pm | |
| I don't think Jew cum is more personal than goyim cum... I could be wrong though... | |
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AceCombat
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| | Subject: Re: Never try to wrap a present on an hour of sleep... Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:30 pm | |
| I missed the other threads, woody... reffer my to the interesting ones? | |
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lobster_johnson
The Lobsters Claw of Bile
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| | Subject: Re: Never try to wrap a present on an hour of sleep... Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:31 pm | |
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Big_Fat_Dan
Belly'll Getcha
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| | Subject: Re: Never try to wrap a present on an hour of sleep... Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:38 pm | |
| speaking of fluid, my piss has been smelling of chicken soup today and is a really deep coloured yellow......................should i be worried? | |
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lobster_johnson
The Lobsters Claw of Bile
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| | Subject: Re: Never try to wrap a present on an hour of sleep... Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:40 pm | |
| sounds like you need to be drinking more water, dan. or eating less chicken. | |
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Big_Fat_Dan
Belly'll Getcha
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| | Subject: Re: Never try to wrap a present on an hour of sleep... Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:42 pm | |
| think you could be right mate. i'll get the beers in  | |
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Goostaph
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| | Subject: Re: Never try to wrap a present on an hour of sleep... Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:48 pm | |
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Ollie
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| | Subject: Re: Never try to wrap a present on an hour of sleep... Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:50 pm | |
| - Big_Fat_Dan wrote:
- speaking of fluid, my piss has been smelling of chicken soup today and is a really deep coloured yellow......................should i be worried?
Classic sign of diabetes.I'd get checked out. | |
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Goostaph
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| | Subject: Re: Never try to wrap a present on an hour of sleep... Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:52 pm | |
| On the subject of urine odour .....mine always smells of either Sugar Puffs (which I have never eaten) or paint (which I have only drunk once ..)
Any explanation for this Dr. Banff? | |
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Big_Fat_Dan
Belly'll Getcha
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| | Subject: Re: Never try to wrap a present on an hour of sleep... Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:54 pm | |
| I have....................TWICE! had another blood test today thou. hopefully it will be ok thou. the chicken soup thing is quite nice thou, when i'm standing there having a piss i'm going "Arrrrh soup" and inhaling  | |
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Big_Fat_Dan
Belly'll Getcha
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| | Subject: Re: Never try to wrap a present on an hour of sleep... Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:55 pm | |
| mine has stunk of sugar puff's before, weird!
aparagus is a good one for smelly piss. | |
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tinkapeel
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| | Subject: Re: Never try to wrap a present on an hour of sleep... Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:58 pm | |
| Have you been sucking on chicken Oxo cubes? | |
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Ollie
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| | Subject: Re: Never try to wrap a present on an hour of sleep... Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:04 pm | |
| Dan - what do you reckon your odds are at seeing 30? | |
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AceCombat
A Very Good Troll
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| | Subject: Re: Never try to wrap a present on an hour of sleep... Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:05 pm | |
| How did this become about urine smell? | |
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lobster_johnson
The Lobsters Claw of Bile
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| | Subject: Re: Never try to wrap a present on an hour of sleep... Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:07 pm | |
| - Goostaph wrote:
- On the subject of urine odour .....mine always smells of either Sugar Puffs (which I have never eaten) or paint (which I have only drunk once ..)
Any explanation for this Dr. Banff? i'm afraid i'll have to refer that one to my colleague, who is reading this thread:  he'll probably treat you for cervical cancer or gunshot wounds or something and you will nearly die, before the problem is resolved and everything turns out fine. | |
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Goostaph
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| | Subject: Re: Never try to wrap a present on an hour of sleep... Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:08 pm | |
| Because we were talking pish? | |
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Big_Fat_Dan
Belly'll Getcha
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| | Subject: Re: Never try to wrap a present on an hour of sleep... Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:08 pm | |
| I'm probably already dead mate  i'll be ok mate | |
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