There should be a law that says that if you suck at playing guitar you should use earphones until you get better so I don't have to hear it...

This dude/bitch has been trying to play the inro to One (Metallica) for about an hour now and without any success... I'm seriously trying to figure out how to kill this person, or atleast break their hands so they can't play anymore.

just let Hamas in through the back door. problem swiftly solved.

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if it takes someone an hour to learn that intro they deserve a smack

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There should be a law that says if you post inconsequential shit all the time you shouldn't be allowed to post.

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lol'd

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I let hummus through the door once.

Didn't have the same effect.

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Also lol'ed.

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mrblackbat wrote:: There should be a law that says if you post inconsequential shit all the time you shouldn't be allowed to post.

what will you do when they stop you posting here?

aside from make more tea or something.

i don't know the intro to one. i can play the intro to "The Day That Never Comes" tho.

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All the other shit I do. Creepy Smile

mrblackbat wrote:: There should be a law that says if you post inconsequential shit all the time you shouldn't be allowed to post.

That would leave this place quite empty...

i don't want to be alone on here Sad

He's at it again... Where's a shotgun when you need one...

is it definitely a he then?

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ask him if you can have a go.

then tell him you're really attracted to guitarists.

then touch his knee

that should stop him in his tracks. or replace your boyfriend. either accomplishes the goal

do you live in a dorm?

if its any consolation, my dickhead neighbour decided to scream really loudly just after there was a power cut at like one this morning which scared the shit out of me. to be fair, my neighbour is an old man who lives alone, so he probably fell down the stairs when the lights went off or something, but it still scared me.

ginwai wrote:: is it definitely a he then?

Actually I have no idea... I don't know why in my mind it's a dude...

Benicio Del RAWRO wrote:: ask him if you can have a go.

then tell him you're really attracted to guitarists.

then touch his knee

that should stop him in his tracks. or replace your boyfriend. either accomplishes the goal

do you live in a dorm?

I don't know which apartment he's from otherwise I would've killed him by now... And I don't have a boyfriend... And no, I live in the projects, but like 90% of the population in this area are students....

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You've obviously never had a sister who learns violin.

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Odd fact about Tired hippo....I can play the trumpet.

My sister plays the flute, clarinet and saxophone, but she was actually good...

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You can't be good when you start, my little sister was bad, and bad violin sounds like dying kitties.

hehe, I can imagine... My brother attempted playing the trumpet for a while... It was quite bad...

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AceCombat wrote:: I live in the projects

Do you live in The Wire?

Gratuitous picture here:
There should be a law that says that if you suck at playing guitar you should use earphones until you get better so I don't have to hear it... Ep56

There should be a law that says that if you suck at playing guitar you should use earphones until you get better so I don't have to hear it... Ep56

I live in da hood...

srsly tho, this is like slum central...