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Ollie
Evangelist
Number of posts : 2471
Age : 48
Points : 1379
|  Subject: Swine flu latest: Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:18 am | |
| Gordon Brown has revealed the Health Org. are having problems with the swine flu telephone helpline.There seems to be a lot of crackling on the line. | |
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Ollie
Evangelist
Number of posts : 2471
Age : 48
Points : 1379
| | Subject: Re: Swine flu latest: Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:19 am | |
| Mexican authorities claim swine flu originated from an indigineous beatle. Gringo Starr has denied the allegations. | |
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Ollie
Evangelist
Number of posts : 2471
Age : 48
Points : 1379
| | Subject: Re: Swine flu latest: Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:32 am | |
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Ollie
Evangelist
Number of posts : 2471
Age : 48
Points : 1379
| | Subject: Re: Swine flu latest: Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:37 am | |
| Jack Tweed has been diagnosed with swine flu.Doctors are puzzled to how he contracted the disease as the last pig he came into contact with died 4 weeks ago. | |
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kimdealslover
Funky Samurai
Number of posts : 1461
Points : 532
| | Subject: Re: Swine flu latest: Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:38 am | |
| The last one was actually funny. | |
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Ollie
Evangelist
Number of posts : 2471
Age : 48
Points : 1379
| | Subject: Re: Swine flu latest: Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:43 am | |
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Someone with nowt to say
Funky Samurai
Number of posts : 1371
Age : 36
Points : 946
| | Subject: Re: Swine flu latest: Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:27 am | |
| - Ollie wrote:
- Jack Tweed has been diagnosed with swine flu.Doctors are puzzled to how he contracted the disease as the last pig he came into contact with died 4 weeks ago.
My friend sent me a variation on this earlier. Distasteful, but funny. | |
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harmar
Agent of Chaos
Number of posts : 7271
Points : 7308
| | Subject: Re: Swine flu latest: Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:57 am | |
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Ollie
Evangelist
Number of posts : 2471
Age : 48
Points : 1379
| | Subject: Re: Swine flu latest: Fri May 01, 2009 12:21 am | |
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Narg
Kristyn II
Number of posts : 1123
Age : 36
Points : 433
| | Subject: Re: Swine flu latest: Fri May 01, 2009 5:09 am | |
| I thought pigs would fly before some disease wipes out the human race. But then swine flu. | |
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lobster_johnson
The Lobsters Claw of Bile
Number of posts : 4868
Points : 2147
| | Subject: Re: Swine flu latest: Fri May 01, 2009 5:57 am | |
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Ollie
Evangelist
Number of posts : 2471
Age : 48
Points : 1379
| | Subject: Re: Swine flu latest: Sat May 02, 2009 7:12 am | |
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