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The BFD just got his message read out

Aww, I love him! Was it something about how frobscottle causes him to have whizzpoppers?

Over 13 - read http://live.skysports.com/ScoreCentre/live.html?id=cricket

thank you gin

i still favour the BBC live text, largely cos i don't much care for cricket and the conversation usually moves from cricket to favourite forms of potato and Pot Noodle: The Musical!.

incidentally, anyone seen the ad for the doner kebab Pot Noodle? it's outrageous.

No i havent, but i'm keen to see it!

seriously, you'll go "WTF?" at a specific point. it's not right.

i'm getting excited now, is it on youtube or something?

I've just watched it on YouTube, but as always it's the comments that are the most fascinating thing about it;

Quote :

I Know This Lad Who Goes To School Everyday And Because Hes Sandwiches He Can Bring In Whatever Food He Wants. For The Past 4 Weeks Hes Bought In A Flask Full Of Boiling Water And A Pot Noodle. We're All In Stiches EVERY DAY!

Incidentally, has anyone ever tried kebab flavour Pot Noodle? I've been actively searching for the cunt thing and I can't find it anywhere.

i honestly have no desire to be near one.

does being sandwiches mean you're mental?

is the WTF bit at 8 seconds?

i watched that with no sound, so it made no sense what so ever

yes. the premise is, these blokes have taken things that other blokes want and combined them. so you've got a laptop toaster and a sausage pen that just looks like a big, wobbly dild. can you imagine what the next bit of that scene would be like?

I would love to try the kebab Pot Noodle. Am I sandwiches?

IS THAT A SAUSAGE LOL

i actually thought is was a big wobbly Jill Dando!

HA!

you're the sandwiches missing from the picnic basket.

yeah! imagine clamping your gob around that. no thanks. there's also an ad for hayfever tablets that clearly shows a flower spunking gack out of its wotsits. advertisers are in heat.