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Goostaph Evangelist
Number of posts : 2445 Age : 48 Points : 1158
| Subject: Re: News Thread Thu May 28, 2009 8:44 am | |
| My big mate Paul finally got a girl he'd been after for weeks into the sack at the weekend. Ater doin the nasty, he removed the gongy and tried to nonchalantly spin it round his finger ....only to look on in horror as it slipped from his grasp and hit the lass right in the mush ... | |
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ignitableduck Shapeshifting Master of Darkness
Number of posts : 5491 Age : 35 Points : 2619
| Subject: Re: News Thread Thu May 28, 2009 8:47 am | |
| LOL goose! what did she do?
i don't know actually sk! she looked proper traumatised when she was telling me all of this though. i dont think she had sex again for like, two years. | |
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Goostaph Evangelist
Number of posts : 2445 Age : 48 Points : 1158
| Subject: Re: News Thread Thu May 28, 2009 8:50 am | |
| Dunno Duck ....the big man didn't hang around long enough to wait for a response.... | |
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Spectral Knight Well-endowed
Number of posts : 11084 Age : 38 Points : 3834
| Subject: Re: News Thread Thu May 28, 2009 8:52 am | |
| LOL. Why do people tell other people about stupidity involving sex. It's like I still can't believe me mate Paul's friend from uni who actually told people about when and how he broke his cock.
I'm not surprised she was traumatised! And you did the supportive friend act by lol'ing in her face. | |
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ignitableduck Shapeshifting Master of Darkness
Number of posts : 5491 Age : 35 Points : 2619
| Subject: Re: News Thread Thu May 28, 2009 8:54 am | |
| it was FUNNY!
to be fair i tell all my friend everything stupid thats ever happened to me in sex. and they tell me. i think its just cos everything is even funnier when you're naked. | |
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Spectral Knight Well-endowed
Number of posts : 11084 Age : 38 Points : 3834
| Subject: Re: News Thread Thu May 28, 2009 8:55 am | |
| Tell us EVERYTHING...after all, we're your friends. | |
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Goostaph Evangelist
Number of posts : 2445 Age : 48 Points : 1158
| Subject: Re: News Thread Thu May 28, 2009 8:56 am | |
| To be fair, the big man has a bit of history with sex related blunders. He once fell asleep in the cinema when a girl was giving him a chug. | |
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Spectral Knight Well-endowed
Number of posts : 11084 Age : 38 Points : 3834
| Subject: Re: News Thread Thu May 28, 2009 8:57 am | |
| As long as he kept it up and didn't make a fucking mess of his keks, he's probably done alright on that one. | |
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Goostaph Evangelist
Number of posts : 2445 Age : 48 Points : 1158
| Subject: Re: News Thread Thu May 28, 2009 9:01 am | |
| He also pulled a stunningly attractive barmaid one night in Glasgow ....took her back to his flat, smoked some weed then suddenly realised he really needed a shit ....He woke up the next morning flat out on his bathroom floor ..naked, apart from a hand towel placed over his nether regions on which, written in lipstick, was the legend ..."NO USE"" | |
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ignitableduck Shapeshifting Master of Darkness
Number of posts : 5491 Age : 35 Points : 2619
| Subject: Re: News Thread Thu May 28, 2009 9:02 am | |
| i spose i could tell you the story behind the kraken as you know about the kraken anyway, but boys tend to find that less funny. | |
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Spectral Knight Well-endowed
Number of posts : 11084 Age : 38 Points : 3834
| Subject: Re: News Thread Thu May 28, 2009 9:14 am | |
| Niiiicely done, there. What a legend. Again - why not just tell everyone she was as good as she looked, with everyone else none the wiser!
Yessss, do tell the story behind the Kraken! The name alone suggests it's a good 'un. | |
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lobster_johnson The Lobsters Claw of Bile
Number of posts : 4868 Points : 2147
| Subject: Re: News Thread Fri May 29, 2009 8:25 am | |
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b3ni Shapeshifting Master of Darkness
Number of posts : 5145 Age : 34 Points : 2477
| Subject: Re: News Thread Sun May 31, 2009 3:06 pm | |
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Cropcircle Hair Flower Girl
Number of posts : 727 Points : 283
| Subject: Re: News Thread Sun May 31, 2009 3:14 pm | |
| JESUS FREAKIN CHRIST look at the slow-mo at 56 secs. | |
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Spectral Knight Well-endowed
Number of posts : 11084 Age : 38 Points : 3834
| Subject: Re: News Thread Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:05 am | |
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O Goncho Dungeon Keeper
Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780
| Subject: Re: News Thread Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:18 pm | |
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ginwai Shapeshifting Master of Darkness
Number of posts : 5066 Points : 1423
| Subject: Re: News Thread Wed Jun 03, 2009 2:11 am | |
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lobster_johnson The Lobsters Claw of Bile
Number of posts : 4868 Points : 2147
| Subject: Re: News Thread Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:41 am | |
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BRYN_BORANGA Gozer ¬_¬
Number of posts : 4880 Age : 44 Points : 828
| Subject: Re: News Thread Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:47 am | |
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Spectral Knight Well-endowed
Number of posts : 11084 Age : 38 Points : 3834
| Subject: Re: News Thread Thu Jun 04, 2009 8:41 am | |
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harmar Agent of Chaos
Number of posts : 7271 Points : 7308
| Subject: Re: News Thread Thu Jun 04, 2009 8:43 am | |
| It will get him publicity. It must be newsworthy. | |
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lobster_johnson The Lobsters Claw of Bile
Number of posts : 4868 Points : 2147
| Subject: Re: News Thread Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:12 am | |
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harmar Agent of Chaos
Number of posts : 7271 Points : 7308
| Subject: Re: News Thread Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:27 am | |
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B Funky Samurai
Number of posts : 1268 Age : 39 Points : 1461
| Subject: Re: News Thread Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:37 am | |
| That Boris video looks fake, as the camera was looking at his legs before he fell over... | |
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Hector Consigliere
Number of posts : 1835 Points : 486
| Subject: Re: News Thread Sun Jun 07, 2009 11:39 am | |
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