WORLD WAR 3

is coming, i blame team america for pissing off kim jong ill

We'll be fine mate ...It's a well known fact that cockroaches and Scottish folk will be the only ones to survive such a holocaust ....

excellent i can sleep easy now.

I told BFD about drinking buckfast and he went and bought some, the text i got was "buckfast tastes like dog shite you scots ahve no taste "

i could find no fault in his statement

Buckie is the work of the devil ....

Getting Big Dan to actually drink it is the work of a genius ...

its fucking rank but it does get me pissed easily

No it was James Bond.

Goostaph wrote:

We'll be fine mate ...It's a well known fact that cockroaches and Scottish folk will be the only ones to survive such a holocaust ....

it's the Irn Bru lining all your organs and vessels.

...and the gear.

Irn Bru is gear to me.

There's worse things to be addicted too, true! Unless you're actually shootin' that stuff up. In which case, I think you should consider help.

it goes directly to my bloodstream however i imbibe it.

fuck, i want some now *shakes*

Is 'imbibe' a real word?

I dont think I've even tried it.

i hope it is. i think i've used it in irl and not been laughed at to my face.

buy a can or a bottle at lunch. the difference between the two is noticeable so maybe get both. you might hate it but you'd be wrong.

Were they laughing inside, and only maintaining polite social coversation through extreme effort?

I only ever drink water during the day unless we actually go out for a meal together. Clean living soul me, don't need any other pollutants ingested. I might buy some tomorrow before I go Watford.

i think Irn Bru is the king of pollutants. it's between that and a MaccyD's.

i've just checked. it is a word but it only means to drink. whether that only means by mouth or by intravenous injection i don't know. i mean, tree roots can drink can't they and they don't have mouths?

I've not eaten a McDonalds since before Easter. Still think a few Chicken McNuggets dipped in BBQ sauce are lovely, though, despite there's probably very, very little chicken as part of the ingredients.

I think you've got it wrong, Gin. I'd give it to you if it meant by mouth, but roots aren't the same as an injection. I don't actually know how roots absorb nutrients. Do you?

probably pores which act as lots of little mouths, just like the pores in your skin.

i'm clutching at straws, we need a lexicographer*

*real word.

Diffusion [/color]

See, biology study basically comprised of me drawing little knobs shooting tadpoles all across the page.

i want to say [color:8572=red/os[/color][color=cyan]mosis. is that different?

fuck you, html.

Didn't close the first and second tag!

i'll have you know i did!

Just checked - quote my post and yours, and you'll see the change I made. So you didn't!