And then suddenly...

...everyone died.

I've not died, I've just started watching the perfect vagina and it's terrified me into silence.

What does it look like?

Spoiler:

There was a man slicing off a bit of a girls labia.

I saw that programme.

Did it traumatise you?

Me too, they looked like the skin you get from a KFC drumstick when they were sliced off.

Lovely. I'm glad I don't eat KFC.

Me either, I saw that video where they step on all the widdle chickens and I stopped going... also, now all the food looks like pile upon pile of minge lips.

Enjoy your stay here btw

Oh, I just don't like the chips.

You don't like salty cardboard? What the hell's the matter with you?

KFC ones aren't cardboard they're all soggy!

Meat is murder, everybody.

Yes, dear.

i once had kfc chips that tasted like the smell of piss.

But meat is also really really nice.

bantha_fodder+ wrote:

i once had kfc chips that tasted like the smell of piss.

One time I had a Burger King burger with chewed chewing gum stuck to the bottom bun. Only just stopped myself before taking a big bite. Still makes me gag to think about it.

i wouldve made such a scene at the counter when i took that back, that it would almost be worth it happening.

I got a coupon for a free burger. I still have it somewhere, to serve as a warning.

they gave you a refund as well, though, right?

I assume so, I didn't bend over that far.

i bet hor is one of those fake veggie's that eat fish.