Where's Steve?

Subject: Where's Steve? Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:50 pm

I think given the last 24 hours, Bile has grown large enough to warrant tales of cat mutilation and virgin torture once again. So it's time to bring back...

Spoiler:

Dungeon Keeper Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780

Dunno, but I'll see your Superjoint and raise you a Coolsambob.

Subject: Re: Where's Steve? Thu Sep 04, 2008 8:40 am

CSB still goes on MSN.

Right Hand of Doom Number of posts : 3269 Points : 1094

i remember him he was crazy in the bonce!

Subject: Re: Where's Steve? Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:19 am

Innit though?! It's all that heavy metal music, I'm sure it fucks with people's brains!

I thought I may have been making him up due to the crap response for what was a Bile legend.

Right Hand of Doom Number of posts : 3269 Points : 1094

metal!! mehmunuhnuhnuhmeh \m/

i don't think i ever spoke to him but i remember the name and stuff.

Subject: Re: Where's Steve? Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:30 am

Nah, always spoke to him to wind him up.

Am not f***ing pedo.

Was mad as a fucking hatter, but a few people saw 'im at gigs and said he was alright, but he couldn't type for shit, and when he did, it was complete and utter nonsense.

Evangelist Number of posts : 2456 Age : 46 Points : 286

at gigs he always met the band and got some shit signed.

apparently.

Right Hand of Doom Number of posts : 3269 Points : 1094

thats quite a skill!

if he returned tho would it bring chaos? i'm all for chaos.

Subject: Re: Where's Steve? Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:00 am

Superjoint Murderdoll was all about the chaos! Very Happy

Awesome Wizard Whale Number of posts : 4246 Points : 1205

Steve was a legend, his stories about killing nuns at the weekend were fucking LOL!

Subject: Re: Where's Steve? Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:30 pm

You and EWS gave him some right stick, if I remember correctly...?

Awesome Wizard Whale Number of posts : 4246 Points : 1205

I think me and EWS gave lots of people stick, mostly depraved sexual stick though so its not all bad.

Evangelist Number of posts : 2456 Age : 46 Points : 286

remember Santos?

dirty l'il bitch.

Subject: Re: Where's Steve? Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:03 am

Yeah, she was right filthy! She was one of the few female boardies more dirty than the Dirty Bitch. Dirty Bitch was...yeah.

Flower Girl Number of posts : 727 Points : 283

I got to thinking that Santos was an alt, her English was just too good.
Hence my latter reluctance to flirt with her.

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4943 Age : 56 Points : -131

I miss Santos Sad

Subject: Re: Where's Steve? Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:16 am

Santos WAS an alt. I'm sure she was even revealed as such. Although overtly flirty alts should really come with at least a somewhat fit looking avatar (a la Garbage Rocker). Santos' pics always looked rough as fuck.

Consigliere Number of posts : 1835 Points : 486

Nah, Santos was real.

Subject: Re: Where's Steve? Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:28 am

Are you certain?

She did use to flirt with Crop...can't argue that it isn't at least a little bit suspect...

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4943 Age : 56 Points : -131

Spectral Knight wrote:: Are you certain?

She did use to flirt with Crop...can't argue that it isn't at least a little bit suspect...

Him and Brad Pitt live in the same retirement home.

Subject: Re: Where's Steve? Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:48 am

The Nag's Head?

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4943 Age : 56 Points : -131

Er... yeah. Where is Croppy from, anyway?

Subject: Re: Where's Steve? Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:01 am

Originally he's from some Welsh village I think, but he's moved into the Midlands/North.

Awesome Wizard Whale Number of posts : 4246 Points : 1205

I used to flirt with Santos a lot, she sent me a fucking ton of pictures of herself.

I'm 98% sure that she was real.

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