Who is the female sex icon of the boards?

Rigged! RIIIIIIIGGED!

I haven't voted. It's a tough choice....

Acecombat- Mildly ambitious, but wants to be a musician...so ya know...
Hortencia - Wishes to be some sort of counceller I believe...won't be a millionare but is a focused person
Randy parrot - Will probably end up in middle management till the end of her days
Eve - Probably has an ambition of some sort, but has sod all discipline, will probably be fired from every job she has due to 'sexual misconduct' that or just end up in porn, degrading herself forever.
Tinkapeel (although she used to) - Highly focuses and knows exactly what she wants, but that area is radio, will probably be successful but will have quite a struggle.

Oh and incase you wish the others...

Plecko - Fairly unambitious, could do okay for herself if she meets the right people.
Ignitable duck - Not sure, very much in the 'will do okay but not amazing' area, but a bit of an enigma
Miss world - Will probably perish due to an act of clumsiness
Pinkwood - Fairly successful as it stands, but lives in london and therefore can never be rich due to everything costing at least a tenner...even penny sweets
Scarletrope - French.....so who knows what goes on in their minds

Hmmm...Can I just daydream about a girl I saw on a bus five years ago instead?

Do you have career prospects logged for everyone Hippo?

No fuckpencil...you must choose which of these girls you wish to take on a thrilling blind date to....nandos.

Spectral Knight wrote:

Do you have career prospects logged for everyone Hippo?

Yes SK....I'm watching all of you.

You yourself will spend your life in 16k-25k area jobs, you'll never full settle down in a job although towards the end of your working life you may have 1 slightly higher paying job in the 30k area, although you'll struggle in old age due to never having put much effort into having a nest egg for yourself.

tiredhippo wrote:

Eve - Probably has an ambition of some sort, but has sod all discipline, will probably be fired from every job she has due to 'sexual misconduct' that or just end up in porn, degrading herself forever.

You think about that a lot. I can tell.

Well, RP looks refined in her picture and even wears a cross necklace. That would be a turn-on in the bedroom, so I'll choose RP.

I think you're just ribbing us fucky.......

So far, that's exceedingly accurate, although my next job I'm hoping for at 25K plus. Doubt I'll stick around here for much more than a couple of years. And I'll never move for less than at least what I'm on plus an extra grand.

Wise SK...but I've taken into consideration possible employment woes in britain that I suspect will last long than people think.

Fuckpencil wrote:

Well, RP looks refined in her picture and even wears a cross necklace. That would be a turn-on in the bedroom, so I'll choose RP.

I'd be more inclined if her middle name was Ingrid.

Hearing a conversation between fuckpencil and parrot would be very interesting...fucky being all detailed and smart in a simple way...and parrot missing the point and failing.

I suspect fucky would malfunction and be exposed as a robot controled by a hyper intelligent ant.

On twenty two as it is. So maximum of three jobs down the line I'll be out of that bracket, not taking into account possible rises at reviews.

Thing is, my business is pretty accountable...a lot of consumer-orientated businesses are pulling cash outta typical medium for online marketing spend instead, as it's far easier to quantify success etc. Means there'll be extra work in that industry if things continue.

I'm anticipating a pay cut in my next job move
I'm on top dollar here, but It's become a buyer's market now.

What it is you actually do Crop? Apart from getting sent to India a lot, I've got a vague recollection it's something to do with engineering, right?

kimdealslover wrote:

tiredhippo wrote:

Eve - Probably has an ambition of some sort, but has sod all discipline, will probably be fired from every job she has due to 'sexual misconduct' that or just end up in porn, degrading herself forever.

You think about that a lot. I can tell.

Didn't see that at first......LULWUT?

Vehicle Transmission design/project engineering.

Yep, that dull.
But it pays well, so I'll grin and bear it for a few more years.

I can imagine the whole industry's a bit shit for the UK at the moment...? You looking to get out of it completely?

CAN WE PLEASE LET THIS THING DIE!

No, it must be kept alive, if only through off-topic ramblings.

No, your failure to be recognised as raw sex must be displayed to the world.

Harsh, Hippo...very harsh...