Hilarious noob comments

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I was asking for that one.

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ghostbusters the return of gozer

Written By: roberto182

years later of the most dangeros situation of N.Y the ghostbusters destroy an historical picture of vigo dana and peter now love more, Egon are the boyfriend of Jaine and ray and winstone no have nothing new bud gozer back to toast N.Y.
NewsPaper:the ghostbustes save the Emperie state of the ghost
Peter:jaine here your money
Janine:thanks
Louis tully:hey i search for us guys
Ray:hooo no louis is here
Egon:guys is moving
Winston:i whant bust those ghost
Peter:the ghost who has escape of the trap now i will bust
Slimer:yuuumy
Ray:Egon shot at the ghost
Egon:uuufff
Slimer:whaaaaaaaahaaa
Peter:hey egon he escaped dont shot more
Winston:hey my food¡
Janine:haaaaaaaa
Ray:he is in jaine desk
Egon:let's go
Slimer:uwhhaaaahaa
Peter:the EPK meter is in the max
Louis:hey that ghost are part of the case i love practice the pack........
Ray:nooo will bust me whit that words
Louis:...i whant coming.......
Janine:louis you can go to you house
Louis:ho no thanks jaine i demolished my house in the year 1991
Slimer:whhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Louis:haaaaaaaaaaa

hours later louis whas fired and slimer has ben bust in the basement

peter:i feel much beter
Phone:Riinngggggg,riiinngggg
Jaine:hello ghostbusters
????:hello i got 192 ghost in my house i live in lincon road 1520
Jaine:ok
Winstone:listen.........is the alarm¡
Peter:a call¡
Egon:let's move guys
Ray:ok

Ecto-1 whas move more fast of the normal in the house
bud a very busy trafic of ghost

Peter:ho my god
Ray:look that ghost
Winstone:you got the bait Egon?
Egon:yes
Peter:bait?
Egon:this litle thing produce an smell for the ghost
Ecto-whaaaaaash
????:ha ghostbuters i ben wait for us my name is An some ghost are in my mansion
Peter:you have the number of the ghost?
An:yes are 192
Peter:let's go tho the ecto-1
Egon:peter whe neded bust
Ray:yes pete

hours later......

Peter:189.....190.....191....hey and the 192
Winston:i seen.......
Egon:look scared
Peter:yes i scared for the number
Ray:look the ghost is here¡¡¡
Peter:o my god
Winston:haaaaaa dont hurt me
Ghost:whhhhaaaaahaha
Trap:huuuoo
Peter:here a litle bit of an electro plasmatic beam
Ghost:hhihihhhuuuuu
Trap:flaaaashhhhh
Winstone:whe got he weapons whe got the talent¡
An:tank's ghostbusters
Ray:for nothing
Newspaper:new record for the ghostbusters 192 ghost

day's later more money the ghostbusters get

Peter:im very busy
Ray:you or all
janine:Egon you got something to my?
Egon:yes this ring is for you
Janine:ho egon........
Phone:Riinnnnngggghhhhh
janine:ghostbusters what you whant?
Phone:is me Dana
Janine:wait dane,Peeteer
Peter:now what?
Janine:is Dana is in the phone
Peter:hello........no......of corse.....never.....hoooo....no ok i will go tho you house

In ecto-1 something wrong

Peter:dana again is in a truoble bud thank's to god for eliminated gozer i think she never back tho N.Y.
Ecto-1:whaaassshhhh
dana:peter you neded enter now¡

in the house

Dana:oscar and annet tully whas victims for animal atack
Peter:uuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmm......
Peter and dana:GOZER
Peter:excuse my dana i will back
Ecto-1:waaaaaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaaaa

in the firehouse all the ghostbusters are worryed

Ray:i dont know where will be the temple dana apartament whas demolished
Egon:i thin the portal can be opened in all the building's

something whas wrong in basement

Ghost:hehehehehe
Alarm of preasure:boooooooboooooboooooo
Peter:bud........the basement¡
Ghost:whaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa
Winston:peter the place will explode¡
Firehouse:booooooom
Winston:look
Ray:stay puft
Egon:look the emperie state is strange
Stay puft:huuuuhuu
Peter:i think pufi renember us
Ecto-1:wwwhhhaaaaaaawwwwhhhhhhaaaaaa
Peter:is here fast or pufy will eat ghostbusters
Ecto-1:phaaaaawhaa
Ray:no ecto-1 is drestroyed 4800$ are suck
egon:up ray

in the rooftop

Peter:is gozer
Gozer:18 years ago you make my back for my dimension bud now i am ready i got 2 body's are Oscar venkman and annete Tully
Winston:shut off gozer
Gozer:die
Power:wwwwaaaaaaasshh
Winston:hoooooo
Pete ray and Egon:winston¡
Winston:dont worry...about my......
peter:this is for winston
proton beam:fuuushhhifaaashhhaaashaaa
Ray:this is for annete
Proton beam:fhhhuuuushhhifaaaaashhashaaa
Egon.and this for Oscar
trap:fhhuuuuuuuiiiiissssshhhhhh
Gozer:haaaaaaaaaaaa
Stay puft:booooooooom
Marshmallow:puft,puft,puft,puft
Peter:well whas easy now
Trap:biiiip
Egon:is full
Ray:........
Peter:R.I.P. winston
Oscar:hooooo
Annet:somebody turn on the ligts
Egon:hey guys Annet and oscar are here
Wins.Ghost:of corse?
Peter:yea Winston........Winston
Wins.ghost:only i sleep in that place and i woke up
Ray:well let's get outa here

THE END
BY:robert182

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And the reviews:

oringhostbuster - Wed Nov 19, 2003 10:52 AM PSD
1/10
I couldn't even read thought it all! Now I don't usalluy count speeling or grammar since I not good at thoose things, but come on! Send him back to grade school man!

ridge012002 - Sun Jun 29, 2003 3:07 PM PSD
1/10
One suggestion: Hooked On Phonics .... dumbass

raymond - Tue Jun 24, 2003 8:26 PM PSD
1/10
you are kidding right???.......its the worst fanfic ive ever readed...its gotta be a joke

pvankman - Sun Jun 15, 2003 9:09 PM PSD
3/10
eye coodint reed iit lol

Ghostbuster-x - Fri Jun 6, 2003 9:40 AM PSD
10/10
A big ten i had a smile on my face all the way through. it was great, and i agree with Mat, its gotta be the only fanfic with sound effects included in it.

Subject: Re: Hilarious noob comments Sat Aug 09, 2008 9:51 am

BRYN_BORANGA wrote:: 4800$ are suck

this will now be used as a phrase when youve lost, wasted or misspent money.

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4880 Age : 45 Points : 828

I actually use 'i whant coming' quite a lot IRL.

Subject: Re: Hilarious noob comments Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:24 am

this just showed up in one of damian littlefairs threads.

Quote :: About Me

My dream - to get closer to Kylie, meet her, contact via management and other ways I want this to happen, no matter what the cost.

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Acousticbrother wrote:: My new shoes are killing my feet!! I potatoes in them yesterday and that is the worst piece of advice I've ever been given!

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BRYN_BORANGA wrote:

Acousticbrother wrote:: My new shoes are killing my feet!! I potatoes in them yesterday and that is the worst piece of advice I've ever been given!

loool

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Subject: Re: Hilarious noob comments Fri Aug 29, 2008 6:21 am

*strangles*

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German Damian Littlefair (on the news that Kylie might become a fememine lesbian) wrote:: No, I can't understand what she's saying now. There are 15% of all British men that would kiss her (you wrote) and I'm a German, 45 years old man. I mean that all over the whole world are so many fine guys that would go with her.

I'm a very big fan of Kylie. She's so very feminine and sexy and has such a friendly heart to everyone. And so I can't understand such stupid things because she's a real women.

No, I can't believe this.

Greetings from Germany,
Joerg.

P.S. Please be sorry for my English. Perhaps it's not the best. Thank you.

Kristyn II Number of posts : 1123 Age : 36 Points : 433

German Damian Littlefair (on the news that Kylie might become a fememine lesbian) wrote:: P.S. Please be sorry for my English.

I apologise profusely Disheartened

Subject: Re: Hilarious noob comments Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:07 am

Anyone that uses the words feminine about kylie I think is a DL alt

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Subject: Re: Hilarious noob comments Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:25 am

this was posted in the thread "Short hair or Long hair??":

hasanhyseni wrote:: Music is a weapon of Satan in his war against humanity!

Dear brother and sisters. I would like to warn you all that you are all in a wrong path. Believe me I know because I experienced this kind of life myself. I was a very big fan of music like Trance, Rock or R&B but invisible shoulder-bunnies has opened my eyes and cleaned my heart and now I am feeling much better.
You will maybe think this is nonsense because it is people who are making the music not Satan, but I want to tell you that Satan is able to enter or control a human body or mind and to direct and use it the way he wants.

Read the passages below very carefully and contemplate!
"And excite any of them whom you can with your voice. Assault them with your cavalry and infantry, be a partner with them in their wealth and children, and make them promises.' But Satan promises them nothing except deceit." Quran: Al-Isra: 64
Voice in this verse is referred to singing and playing music!
The Prophet said: "There will be people who will seek to make lawful fornication, the wearing of silk, wine drinking and the use of musical instruments. invisible shoulder-bunnies will cleave the earth under them and turn others into apes and swine."

"People will drink wine, calling it by other than its real name. Merriment will be made for them through the playing of musical instruments and the singing of female singers. invisible shoulder-bunnies will cleave the earth under them and turn others into apes and swine."

"Two cursed sounds are that of the instrument played on the occasion of joy and grace, and woeful wailing upon the occurrence of adversity."

Verily invisible shoulder-bunnies has prohibited wine, gambling, a drink distilled from corn, the drum and the lute!

Peace be upon you and may invisible shoulder-bunnies guide you to the straight path!

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Subject: Re: Hilarious noob comments Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:46 am

:[jesushchrist]

bow before the invisible shoulder-bunnies!!!

Subject: Re: Hilarious noob comments Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:51 am

Merriment will be made for them through the playing of musical instruments and the singing of female singers. invisible shoulder-bunnies will cleave the earth under them and turn others into apes and swine.

No wonder I'm such an animal. Very Happy

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RE: I'd rather die lonely... — Fri, 12/09/2008 - 20:52 new
ur so not the only one. i get perves adding me everyday and lesbians. jus dnt add them if they luk rong nd if u add dem if dey luk alright nd der not dnt chat to dem watsever

Subject: Re: Hilarious noob comments Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:17 am

pervs AND lesbians??

poor thing....

» i' ve just remembered a hilarious joke i was made