If you were a super hero what power would you have?

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1198 Age : 39 Points : -3

Also, What would be your superhero name, secret identity, costume and sidekick?

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1198 Age : 39 Points : -3

Since no one will play, mine is:

I would be able to teleport, my name would be Aurora my identity would be a librarian, I wouldn't have a costime, just a mask, and My sidekick would be a parrot.

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4943 Age : 56 Points : -131

A librarian with a mask and a parrot on their shoulder? You really should stay out of the kiddie section in the Library.

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1198 Age : 39 Points : -3

I wouldnt be in the library, I'd teleport.

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4943 Age : 56 Points : -131

I was talking about YOU not your retarded fantasy.

I want to be cat-woman.

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4880 Age : 44 Points : 828

Spoiler:

If I were a suuper-hero, I'd essentially just want to be Pete Wisdom.

Dungeon Keeper Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780

Superhero name:
Ban Man
Super power:
G0d-like impatience and surliness
Secret identity:
Uh...me?
Costume:
If you were a super hero what power would you have? BanHammer

If you were a super hero what power would you have? BanHammer

Sidekick:
BAAAAAW Lad (Hippo complete with emo fringe and a speedo)

Not cat-lady, dammit.

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1252 Age : 36 Points : 448

i'd like to move things with my mind, that'd be fun.

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1297 Age : 36 Points : 28

thepinkninja wrote:: i'd like to move things with my mind, that'd be fun.

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1252 Age : 36 Points : 448

what?

that was a perfectly valid answer.

i'm arsed making up a name, sidekick and costume.

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4943 Age : 56 Points : -131

It's called telekinesis.

Or Gellerism.

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4880 Age : 44 Points : 828

If I could have any power in the world, I would just choose them all. I'd call myself Captain Everything and fight for everyone's causes. It would certainly make for interesting battles; I could just decide on a whim that I empathise more with the bad guys at any given moment and start slaughtering my brethren. I'd go invisible, shrink, run into someone's ear and make myself big again.

I'm so fucking hungry. Why didn't I have the power to buy food yesterday?

Eat your cat.

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4880 Age : 44 Points : 828

But they're full of diseases and stuff.

Stuff = hunger fighting materials.

What diseases 'ave they got? You should take 'em down the vets.

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4880 Age : 44 Points : 828

They're vet regulars. They just stroll in there now high-fiving the secretary and say 'put it on my tab' and all that. I don't know what's wrong with them. One of them had weird eyes and the vet told me it was suffering from 'stress' lolol!! WTF has that little shit got to be stressed about? It does less than ME! Luckily, the vet had a nice big stress-curing injection, and, as if by magic, her eyes went back to normal a mere fortnight later! He should've given the fucking thing to me when I saw the bill. 30 squids for what was probably a syringe full of water!!! Thieving cunt.

I'm pretty sure water don't have the same effect on us. I drink gallons of the stuff, and my eyes are still fucked.

Maybe *I*'m stressed?!

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4943 Age : 56 Points : -131

Spectral Knight wrote:: I'm pretty sure water don't have the same effect on us. I drink gallons of the stuff, and my eyes are still fucked.

Maybe *I*'m stressed?!

Try carrot juice.

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4880 Age : 44 Points : 828

Well, here's Ollie's answer.

Hahaha!!