News Thread

Eve wrote:

Now, pretend we never had this conversation and everything shall be fine. *disappears in a puff of smoke*

Dear me that felt old skool.

While you're all lighting sparklers and chasing fire-flies, spare a thought for our companion this fireworks night...



Winslow (pictured) will remain locked in the kitchen until tomorrow morning.

Footsy rolls off the tongue way more than F.T.S.E.

LMAO, oh fucky.

Yeah, but it sounds so SILLY!

Fucky, can I have a rhyming rep ploooooz!

I'm sure another will spring to mind sooner or later.

For anyone who's seen Oldboy, you'll appreciate how hilarious and impossible this sounds.

I bought "Oldboy" about a year ago ...and, honestly, still haven't watched it ....

Well, suffice it to say that unless Will Smith develops a seriously commited taste for sea food he ain't gonna cut it.

Right ...did that guy actually take a chunk out of an octomapuss ...?

LOL!

b3ni wrote:

Sort of romantic.

I lol'd.

Cottager Pie

If The Sun reported this, you just know they'd have added a bit at the bottom saying something like;

The Sun wrote:

What monster's menu might've looked like
Starters: Scrambled ex on toes
Main course: Crouqued Monsieur
Dessert: Dead gay jelly

Is it terrible I started wondering that if someone was mental enough to cook and eat someone, would they use herbs/marinade etc?

Everytime I switch the news on nowadays someone mentions baby pee for some reason. I know they're dumbing down for more ratings, but that's just puerile.