Subject: The pet thread. Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:16 pm
Because everyone likes pets.
What pets have you had, and what were they like.
And will you cook them and eat them like ollie did with his pet (a small Indian boy who he named browny).
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Subject: Re: The pet thread. Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:18 pm
Had three goldfish, two of which I won at a carnie, the other was a replacement when the first died.
Goldfish really are shit pets though.
Tired-Hippo Make it stop!
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Subject: Re: The pet thread. Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:21 pm
I had one that played dead for a fortnight....and then died.
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Subject: Re: The pet thread. Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:21 pm
They get given away. By pikeys. For fuck's sake, that says it all, really.
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Subject: Re: The pet thread. Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:22 pm
my current doggy if my first pet.
as I told hippo earlier: we had gold fish in the army..... one of them jumped out of the bowl and landed behind the filing cabinet, and the other got bloated and exploded
Eve ~*Blessed Be~*
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Subject: Re: The pet thread. Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:22 pm
I've had loads of mice, rabbits, guinea pigs, cats, fish, hamsters and a toad.
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Subject: Re: The pet thread. Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:22 pm
did you sleep with them?
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Subject: Re: The pet thread. Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:22 pm
Goldfish don't fucking jump. They can barely swim.
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Subject: Re: The pet thread. Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:23 pm
Ace, can you stop taking the piss outta Eve, please? It's as tiresome as when Hippo does it, and it's well Off Topic.
Eve ~*Blessed Be~*
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Subject: Re: The pet thread. Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:24 pm
I miss having mice, I love mice so much. I always wanted one with long fur
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Subject: Re: The pet thread. Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:24 pm
I wasn't there when it happened...... but he wouldn't have to jump high..... it was an old-school fishbowl..... maybe someone killed him....
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Subject: Re: The pet thread. Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:25 pm
Spectral Knight wrote:
Goldfish don't fucking jump. They can barely swim.
O rly?
Eve ~*Blessed Be~*
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Subject: Re: The pet thread. Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:25 pm
Maybe the goldfish couldn't take it anymore. I had a mouse that had a brain tumour and went mad. It still scares me
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Subject: Re: The pet thread. Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:26 pm
Spectral Knight wrote:
Ace, can you stop taking the piss outta Eve, please? It's as tiresome as when Hippo does it, and it's well Off Topic.
Treat your wife with more respect, chubby joe.
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Subject: Re: The pet thread. Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:26 pm
That's a miniture dolphin. Or maybe a pirahnna. Everyone knows from playing Mario that they most certainly do jump.
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Subject: Re: The pet thread. Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:27 pm
5 Rabbits, 2 Guinea pigs, 3 Cats (1 went with my step-dad after my mum divorced him, 1 ran off, and we gave the last 1 to our cat loving neighbours when we moved back to Liverpool), 2 Dogs (1 of whom, Molly, is the only pet I still have), 2 Hamsters, And just over 9000 fish.
Eve ~*Blessed Be~*
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Subject: Re: The pet thread. Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:28 pm
I even had some baby mice *squeals* I opened up their little house one day and saw two pink hairless things. It was a dream come true! *swoons*
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Subject: Re: The pet thread. Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:29 pm
My nan's dog went blind and death. Proper LOL. Didn't have a fucking clue what it was doing for the last year of it's life.
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Subject: Re: The pet thread. Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:29 pm
Gary Glitter wrote:
I opened up their little trousers one day and saw two pink hairless things. It was a dream come true! *swoons*
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Subject: Re: The pet thread. Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:30 pm
Spectral Knight wrote:
My nan's dog went blind and death. Proper LOL. Didn't have a fucking clue what it was doing for the last year of it's life.
No wonder if it spent a year DEATH.
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Subject: Re: The pet thread. Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:31 pm
DEAF
Wotevz. Wasn't a clinical diagnosis anyway...just couldn't hear a fucking thing.
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Subject: Re: The pet thread. Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:32 pm
Our old cat tootsie was blind and deaf, he fell asleep in his litter tray and got lost in the house all the time and we knew that that was the time for him to "go" He was 24.
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Subject: Re: The pet thread. Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:32 pm
Spectral Knight wrote:
DEAF
Wotevz. Wasn't a clinical diagnosis anyway...just couldn't hear a fucking thing.
I liked death better...I had the image of a blind dog spending a year as the doggie grim reaper.
Eve ~*Blessed Be~*
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Subject: Re: The pet thread. Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:33 pm
You never know pure joy til your mice have bred by accident, Bryn
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Subject: Re: The pet thread. Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:34 pm
That dog would be least fearsome dog-reaper ever. It nearly shat itself when it saw it's reflection when you switched the telly off. We looked after it a few times when me nan was in hospital, and we had to take the blighter on the tube to pick it up and drop it off. Fucking shook like a Parkinson's victim the whole way.