Subject: Re: What makes you laugh? Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:14 am
BRYN_BORANGA wrote:
This is a thread where you can share random memories that make you LOL IRL. For instance, one that always sets me off is when Scarlet Rope was talking about this fat kid who was so ashamed of his body that he wouldn't take his puffa jacket off....
Spoiler:
....even for SWIMMING LESSONS.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
did i tell you that later, he lost all of his weight, he was no longer overweight. Then he started clubbing, and one morning he arrived at school still drunk after having spent the night in a strip club!
That' s about time when he stopped being a muslim and started to have such a bizarre personnality.
I was told that at the school party, he was dancing wearing shades indoors and a white scarf.
He became obsessed with my best friend and kept following her all the time at school.
He was such a mess, and a source for funny stories!
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Subject: Re: What makes you laugh? Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:32 am
Beastie Boy wrote:
Hor made me watch that. I lol'd hard.
Tired-Hippo Make it stop!
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Subject: Re: What makes you laugh? Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:50 am
OH LAWD
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Subject: Re: What makes you laugh? Wed Nov 05, 2008 9:34 am
Scarlet Rope wrote:
He became obsessed with my best friend and kept following her all the time at school.
Spoiler:
???
I just lol'd cos Phil bought an AC/DC t-shirt earlier, and has just now discovered that it's not only a medium, but also a skintight ladies one.
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Subject: Re: What makes you laugh? Wed Nov 05, 2008 9:36 am
LOL. Bet he'll keep it anyway.
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Subject: Re: What makes you laugh? Wed Nov 05, 2008 9:37 am
He's going to an AC/DC concert in a while, he can wear it there.
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Subject: Re: What makes you laugh? Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:48 am
The third minute of this always makes me LOL:
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Subject: Re: What makes you laugh? Wed Nov 05, 2008 11:02 am
A few years ago I went to a fortysomething guy's house, and he was in the back garden trying to shoot a can off the fence with an air rifle. After two failed attempts he turned round and shot out one of his windows. Then he kneeled down and shat on his doorstep, picked it up with a piece of bread, covered it in ketchup and offered it to me as a snack. I left soon after that so God knows where the evening went from there.
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Subject: Re: What makes you laugh? Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:49 am
You told me a story Bryn, about how you once set your house on fire then went to a bar and slept woth a girl. Or something. What was it again? I remembered that it made me laugh a lot!
My little sister who was falling asleep while we were talking: "I' m sorry, i' m exhausted. I was starting to dream of a woman who had a very little pineapple on her head".
Tired-Hippo Make it stop!
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Subject: Re: What makes you laugh? Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:56 am
Rusty lee?
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Subject: Re: What makes you laugh? Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:07 am
Scarlet Rope wrote:
You told me a story Bryn, about how you once set your house on fire then went to a bar and slept woth a girl. Or something. What was it again? I remembered that it made me laugh a lot!
Oh yeah, it wasn't quite that. My parents were in Ireland and I was amazingly keeping everything ship-shape. Then on the day they were due to come home, Johnny Cash died and I asked to go home from work early so I could just sit in my room drinking and listening to Johnny Cash, which I did for several hours. I don't know how it occurred in my mind, but I'd somehow decided to cover my front garden in petrol and set it alight, probably as some kind of dimwitted tribute to the Man in Black (Johnny Cash not Will Smith lolz). Then apparently I got surprised that my garden was on fire, ran indoors to get the fire extinguisher and ran out spraying it. I didn't realise the nozzle was pointing at ME, so by now I was covered in a blue powder. The garden was fucked, all scorched and blue. I went round to the back garden and kicked a bucket out of the way, which did some seemingly impossible Bend It Like Beckham swerve, right through the shed window. Expecting my parents back within the hour, I had to escape, didn't have time to change so went out to town all covered in blue powder. Astonishingly, I pulled which should've been impossible in my mental and especially physical state, but it meant I didn't have to get back home til the next morning. And teh sex was on fire lolol
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Subject: Re: What makes you laugh? Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:09 am
LOLOLOLOLOL
I've just received a few strange looks for almost dribbling with laughter. I most like how your boss let you go home because Johnny Cash died.
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Subject: Re: What makes you laugh? Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:18 am
I got out of doing a presentation on Henry James when John Peel died. Hurrah for dippy english lecturers.
For the record, what makes me laugh is my Mum and Matthew.
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Subject: Re: What makes you laugh? Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:20 am
tinkapeel wrote:
I got out of doing a presentation on Henry James when John Peel died. Hurrah for dippy english lecturers.
For the record, what makes me laugh is my Mum and Matthew and tiredhippo.
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Subject: Re: What makes you laugh? Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:21 am
Not recently you don't. You've become as funny as mould with your incessant "FAIL" declarations and constant one up manship.
Tired-Hippo Make it stop!
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Subject: Re: What makes you laugh? Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:27 am
Move on, faggot.
tinkapeel Mentor
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Subject: Re: What makes you laugh? Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:28 am
Gosh, I didn't LOL. Astonishing.
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Subject: Re: What makes you laugh? Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:14 am
You suck the fun out of every thread you visit Hippo.
Give it up , son.
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Subject: Re: What makes you laugh? Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:30 am
Yes, because the PHA opinion matters.....
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Subject: Re: What makes you laugh? Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:35 am
BRYN_BORANGA wrote:
Scarlet Rope wrote:
You told me a story Bryn, about how you once set your house on fire then went to a bar and slept woth a girl. Or something. What was it again? I remembered that it made me laugh a lot!
Oh yeah, it wasn't quite that. My parents were in Ireland and I was amazingly keeping everything ship-shape. Then on the day they were due to come home, Johnny Cash died and I asked to go home from work early so I could just sit in my room drinking and listening to Johnny Cash, which I did for several hours. I don't know how it occurred in my mind, but I'd somehow decided to cover my front garden in petrol and set it alight, probably as some kind of dimwitted tribute to the Man in Black (Johnny Cash not Will Smith lolz). Then apparently I got surprised that my garden was on fire, ran indoors to get the fire extinguisher and ran out spraying it. I didn't realise the nozzle was pointing at ME, so by now I was covered in a blue powder. The garden was fucked, all scorched and blue. I went round to the back garden and kicked a bucket out of the way, which did some seemingly impossible Bend It Like Beckham swerve, right through the shed window. Expecting my parents back within the hour, I had to escape, didn't have time to change so went out to town all covered in blue powder. Astonishingly, I pulled which should've been impossible in my mental and especially physical state, but it meant I didn't have to get back home til the next morning. And teh sex was on fire lolol
well it' s quite what i said, isn' t it... :p
Anyway, best story ever.
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Subject: Re: What makes you laugh? Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:47 am
I wish I had set fire to my house, it would've been funnier. I lol'd at your sister have a woman with a small pineapple on her head, it reminded me of a Vic & Bob sketch where Bob has a tiny saucepan stuck on his face for some reason, I think they mentioned it was Prince's milk pan lolol
Some years ago now I remember reading someone on Stephen Hawking's IMDb board saying he'd come to their school once "to talk about the remakrable (sic) physics of the string bean brown shoe longhouse doo doo canoes on white man's river", and the rest of the post was in that incredibly stupid but brilliantly inventive vein. A guy replying claimed it gave him an asthma attack from laughing so much, which I believed. However, thanks to the joys of indiscriminate modding, the entire thread was deleted overnight.
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Subject: Re: What makes you laugh? Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:46 am
From around 1:20 on here, Susan's Regrets literally made me laugh out loud and fucking hard.
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Subject: Re: What makes you laugh? Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:51 am
Re: the Johnny Cash story
I lol'd till I irl lol'd
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Subject: Re: What makes you laugh? Thu Nov 06, 2008 12:56 pm
The guy who was playing the guitar for money in the underground this afternoon made me laugh, i could never translate either what he said nor his arabic accent, but he was so funny.
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Subject: Re: What makes you laugh? Thu Nov 06, 2008 1:03 pm