The Joke Thread...

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Okay there might already be one, but I can't find it...

What do Chilean men do if their wife commits adultery?............................Protests outside the US embassy!!

Subject: Re: The Joke Thread... Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:58 am

What's pink and hard?

Spoiler:

Hero of Time Number of posts : 2727 Age : 43 Points : 991

whats white and slides across the dancefloor?

cum dancing

Subject: Re: The Joke Thread... Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:59 am

Right Hand of Doom Number of posts : 3220 Points : 1002

Winslow greeting autograph-hunters outside The Comedy Store last week...

The Joke Thread... BassetHoundDrooopyBlackBasset

Evangelist Number of posts : 2445 Age : 48 Points : 1158

Who wears checked trousers and rapes the fuck out of old women?

Rupert The Bastard.

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[quote="Fuckpencil"]Winslow greeting autograph-hunters outside The Comedy Store last week...
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Oh aye, reet joke!!

Hero of Time Number of posts : 2727 Age : 43 Points : 991

whats blue and fucks grannys?

papa smurf

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4943 Age : 56 Points : -131

Elginboy wrote:: whats blue and fucks grannys?

papa smurf

That was awful, Elginboy.

Subject: Re: The Joke Thread... Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:18 am

I think mine was BRILLIANT.

Hero of Time Number of posts : 2727 Age : 43 Points : 991

i know but i couldnt spell hypothermia

Evangelist Number of posts : 2445 Age : 48 Points : 1158

What you think is neither here nor there ...

Subject: Re: The Joke Thread... Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:23 am

I know, it's everywhere

Hero of Time Number of posts : 2727 Age : 43 Points : 991

a scotsman, a american and a arabian are sitting round the campfire boasting about how many kids they've got, The scotsman says im so good in bed i've got 10 kids 1 more and i'll have a football team, the American laughs and says thats nothing i've got 15 kids one more and i'll have an american football team, The Arabian sits there and pisses himself laughing, thats nothing i've seventeen wives one more and i'll have a golf course

Subject: Re: The Joke Thread... Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:29 am

Hero of Time Number of posts : 2727 Age : 43 Points : 991

whats wrong with my joke?

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4880 Age : 44 Points : 828

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman go into a pub. They all get pissed and one shits his pants.

Dungeon Keeper Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780

Are you sure that wasn't the Welshman? Is this really just a story at all? WHO ARE YOU?

Subject: Re: The Joke Thread... Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:08 pm

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4880 Age : 44 Points : 828

I know a Welshman who did shit his pants in front of a packed pub recently. He was being a fucking idiot as usual, and he started on this old guy, so by now he had the whole pub's attention. Then he made a big diarrhoea in his trousers, which spilled out all over the floor as well. People got repulsed and had to leave the bar, to which he angrily protested:

"IT DOESN'T SMELL!!!!"

Now that's funny.

Awesome Wizard Whale Number of posts : 4246 Points : 1205

Fucking barbarians.

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4880 Age : 44 Points : 828

Now vee are running.

Awesome Wizard Whale Number of posts : 4246 Points : 1205

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