The joke thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See below!

I'd just moved into my new house and got talking to this fit blonde who I noticed standing in the garden next door. She told me she was busy painting and I offered to help while she went down to the shop to get more paint and stuff.

When she was gone, I took the opportunity to raid her knicker drawers (like you do) and found loads of saucy underwear, a huge dildo, anal beads, love eggs and all sorts of pleasurable gadgets. I couldn't resist a lick, sniff and a quick chaz.

I finished up and got painting just in time as she walked in with a huge smile on her face and gave me a hug.


I asked her what that was for...


and she said.....
















































"Thank you, my grandparents are gonna be thrilled!"

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich?

Spoiler:

I'm ashamed I find that as funny as I do.