Why does Hippo offer sex to all his female friends?

He's a friend with benefits.

I'd give this one about... 1/10 maximum.

Heheheh

It fails....

Spoiler:

That bumped it up to an 8/10

Certainly no female ones.

Yeah, that's one of the reasons it sucked... and it only works on one level and is very long-winded.

Actually back when I did have friends (up to the age of 18) most of them were female.

Because you're a bit of a gayboy and men can sense it enough to dislike you, whereas women probably thought you were "sweet". I doubt they saw you as a potential partner, though.

I'm no more 'camp' than you ¬_¬

What? You're a total woman, mate.

Higher pain tolerance than you, bitch.

Oh wait....

AHAHAHA!

I don't feel the need to prove my pain tolerance. I don't have to try extra hard to prove which sex I'm a member of.

I like how Jason seems to think anything involving pain must make him a "man"

Then why were you trying to question my gender/sexuality if your so secure in yours then?

ER, its a good point ER!

Eve wrote:

I like how Jason seems to think anything involving pain must make him a "man"

Once again....eve misses the point.

I used to love ER. Carter

I was so sad when Mark Greene died.

I know! He reminded me of a turtle. I love Abby too.

Who was your favourite? Doug Ross?

Indy, have you got a room dedicated to boxsets of TV shows?

*giggles*

No.

Nah, I liked Romano, he was hilarious.

Is your room exciting Indy? or is it just all....metallic.

Quick, hide, Jason's trying to chat you up

If I were I'd already of had him by now.