Why does Hippo offer sex to all his female friends?

My arse.

I've had that too.

Ah, the weekly funny comment from Hippo. I can't wait for next week's!

And I look forward to your weekly pointless comment narg, hows the sanity holding out?

tiredhippo wrote:

Then why were you trying to question my gender/sexuality if your so secure in yours then?

ER, its a good point ER!

I'm not really, just poking fun at the way you constantly try to prove yourself.

At what?