The Genius of Shamone Slime.

Whilst flicking through television channels the other night I came across the 'Hips Don't Lie' video by Shakira (featuring Wyclef Jean). I've never really watched the video before because of my intense dislike for the song. However, I watched the video and was mesmerised by Shakira's rather sexy dancing, even though I don't find her particularly attractive. I then thought to myself: "I'd love to get with a girl who could dance like that, but they don't seem to exist outside of music videos". My own genius then came into play, and I realised that to meet a girl who could move her body like that, I would have to join a Flamenco class myself (or a similar dance class).

Obviously I'd have to go straight into an advanced class because the beginners' classes are probably full of tubby amateurs. But hopefully I'll find an exotic woman to fuck for a few weeks.

LOSER

Shut up you jealous dyke.

HAHAHA! Thankyou

Thought you were cutting back on the shallowness lee.

Oh, I forgot to add that I'd get to know the girl and respect her wishes before I even thought of having sex with her.

You so wouldn't

How do you know?

I am all knowing

Do you know when the next time I'm going to have sex is?

I wont tell you that, it wont be a surprise, for the girl I mean

Will I have sex again this year, then?

Shh, the oracle is busy.


...Only with yourself.

Bullshit, I reckon I could get sex like that.

I clicked my fingers.

Your fingers being the only thing you'll have sex with.

*sniggers*

Witty.

Would you not like a girl with a great body who could dance sexily for you, Jason?

I don't really see the point in her dancing sexily....if she's got a sexy body then moving it around isn't goint to arouse me any more....sticking it in her pooper will however...arouse me more.

Seriously though, I find voices sexy, Id rather she teased me with her voice or something.

I don't understand why men who do those shit dance tv shows ALWAYS look so gay. Why can they not stay away from the gay look. WHY?!

Jason, you stole my voice fetish, no no no.

I think I like different voices from the ones you do.

A sexy voice? Do you like any particular accents?

Well duh, you obviously don't find sexy man growl voice attractive

Not really lee.

Hey Hippo, it's actually a shame that you're not me because I have a twenty-five year old girl who wants to fuck me (she denies it, but she's flirtacious and obviously DTF). She'd be perfect for you, even if she does have a kid.