The Genius of Shamone Slime.

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Don't make me use the facepalm emote.

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It's my own misfortune really, Hippo. Women seem to be able to sense when I'm newly single because they flock around me.

Or maybe I just flock around women and approach them more when I'm single.

Probably the latter.

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You've turned into the deadpan cass.

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Not really. You just inspire me to talk about my love life.

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Doesn't seem to be much 'love' involved.

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Good point.

How's your love life, Hippo?

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Filled with passion and regret old bean.

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That's unfortunate, Hippo. I can sympathise with you.

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I'm sure you can lee....I'm sure you can.

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What exactly do you regret? Getting close to somebody who you're not so close to any more?

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No lee.....no.

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What do you regret then?

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Kicking that hedgehog Sad