Goofball's Advice Thread.

Because let's face it... no one knows better than the longjew....

i have a friend who might need to start using capital letters and apostrophes in their posts, but does not want the abrupt change to draw suspicion. what should they do?

dont do it. stay strong.

while my friend appreciates your feedback, this isnt the ignitable duck advice thread.

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i will not. im a cuckoo.

but what if i need your advice?

hmm. well, whenever you're in a pickle, think long and hard to yourself 'what would duck do' and either a)nothing b)run away or c)sing showtunes.

i cant run OR sing and nothing is what i would probably do anyway.

ive changed my mind: dont make an ignitableduck advice thread.

bantha_fodder+ wrote:

i have a friend who might need to start using capital letters and apostrophes in their posts, but does not want the abrupt change to draw suspicion. what should they do?

Ha, I did that too... I realised that I have to start writing in capitals in posts because I have classes in English and I didn't wanna write to my lecturer "ya, cuz wot is spose to go in the spec cp lololol".. Basically tell him to do it gradually, like not all the time, so the change isn't too abrupt....

who told you my friend was a 'he'?

Uh.... lucky guess?

My psychic powers are also telling me that his name starts with a B...

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id think very carefully about flaunting your psychic powers. i hear acousticbrother did the same and no one has heard from him since this:

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LOL

btw, if you do start writing with capital letters, don't EVER start a sentence like this "Lol..." because it's stupid

THAT'S RIGHT, NARG, IT'S STUPID!!!!

Dear Goofball,

What do you do when you've ploughed through all the munters in a given area or group, and now that one's bored and has a harder to obtain non-munter in mind, said non-munter knows you've got lower standards and a seeming desire not to commit?

that's a lot of munters.

Not really. Small area...same faces week on week. I should say, there are non-munters as well. Just rarer

Munter?

maybe you should expand your munter hunt.

As previously mentioned, this isn't YOUR advice thread! So far your ideas have been...

Open up a clinic for albinos
Set up a business where women have coke sniffed from their genitals.

I'm not sure that I don't doubt the next bit of advice would be on a similarly catasrophically bad scale.

that wasn't advice, they were orders. now hop to it.

You have no authority over me. In fact, do you have authority over anyone?

YES. i've got countless minions and manslaves and bitches and suchlike...

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