Tink's advice thread.

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Because she's got the air of a giver of advice about her.

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What should I do first, have a bath or have lunch?

Subject: Re: Tink's advice thread. Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:12 am

I doubt she would be a good helper though.

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Bath

a) because you should've had one by now and
b) it's not lunchtime

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I dunno, I reckon she'd be great at building rocking horses and getting the reindeer ready.

Subject: Re: Tink's advice thread. Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:20 am

Tink,

I've recently found that I'm having much trouble remembering events from previous nights, why has this started to happen now, and how can I prevent it happening in the future, as I fear I'm missing some good stuff.

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why has this started to happen now
You're getting old. It's only started happening to me in the last year or so

and how can I prevent it happening in the future
Drink less or try shandy

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I knew you were going to recommend shandy.

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SHAAAAAANNNNNN-DYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Subject: Re: Tink's advice thread. Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:25 am

That's not what I wanted to hear on either case. Sad

Danny thought he was being sly by ordering a 'lager top' on Friday. He was called "Shandy-boy" for the rest of the night. Us lot exhibit the height of humour, we really do.

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SHANDY!

Be the first to take up shandy SK, it's what REAL MEN do. Also give it a month and everyone else'll start doing it too.

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Do not associate squirtle with shandy Unimpressed

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I don't know who he is, but he looked cute and dancey

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He's not cute, he's a swearing banana

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...said Ian McKellen

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Is that going on the promo poaster?

Subject: Re: Tink's advice thread. Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:29 am

This is all very rude.

Subject: Re: Tink's advice thread. Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:30 am

what exactly is the point of lager top? at least with a shandy you've placed yourself firmly on the fence.

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Just takes the edge off it I find. Like sugar in tea.

Subject: Re: Tink's advice thread. Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:31 am

Will not take up shandy! It's the first step on the way to tee-totalism, and I'm not travelling along that road.

At least not yet...

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Nothing wrong with a shandy.

Subject: Re: Tink's advice thread. Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:38 am

Tell that to Shandy-Boy Very Happy

He tried to argue that case. He lost, when the rest of us took the piss out of him solidly for the best part of an hour.

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Tell him I think he's the most sensible chap out of all of you numskulls

Subject: Re: Tink's advice thread. Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:43 am

You wouldn't if you knew what he was up to later on in the evening!

Where as a few of us were on our best behaviour (well, sorta for me, but that's another story...) he was on appalling form.

It was his birthday celebrations, so I'll let him off on that. But not on the shandy drinking.

EDIT: And...it wasn't just us chaps. Even Lauren was joining in on the jesting. For the record.

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