Tink's advice thread.

It was a meer canter.

tiredhippo wrote:

Brown bread only goes with noodle juice.

You have some noodles and then dip the bread in what remains.

that does not sound nice.

Well it IS.

I'm not sure if it's only me who always manages to rub some skin off my feet and get bleeding blisters, and even when I wear enough padding (socks) it still happens, what should I do?

get wheels.

That is impossible, I can't ride a bike, ski, skate, or do anything which doesn't involve my feet being directly on the ground. Apart from sex, of course

then clearly you should use sex as a mode of transport.

burn rubber, enjoy the ride etc.

That is a fantastic idea

for the gents

Dear tink.

I have an itchy anus, advice please?

I'd rather take tinks advice on the matter.

Bryn knows his arseholes.

He's doing an impression of one with his mouth.

Spectral Knight wrote:

Will not take up shandy! It's the first step on the way to tee-totalism, and I'm not travelling along that road.

At least not yet...

Sticking to my word, as always! :/

That night in question was a good night though, and following being filled on some details later on, it all made complete sense.

I think Tink should give some advice to the lady on the Maury I am watching, who has tested TWELVE men and not found the father of her baby. 'Cos Maurys crap at it, he's just going 'not the father.. not the father.. not the father.. oh, are you crying? oh, you're on the floor in a crumpled heap.. well.. that's not going to help us find the father now is it.'

when i last watched Maury there was a very scary man yelling point blank at 13 year old girls who wanted babies. by the time he'd finished they didn't want babies EVER.

Was it Maury? Or had he brought on some kind of guest soul-destroyer? The episode before this he was making hairy men shave. Meanie.

I've just noticed that in b3ni's profile pic he has the neck of ET.

guest soul-destroyer. unless Maury's dyed his skin and proper buffed up. does he wear powder blue knitted tank tops with nothing underneath?

beni go home.

i think he does wear powder blue knitted tank tops with nothing underneath, but only for mrs. maury.

then it wasn't him. does he yell at kids for Mrs Maury?

Nah, but I reckon he goes 'i'm not your father i'm not your father im not your faaather' at orgasm.


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