Tink's advice thread.

Aw, tink, you were my last hope for advice from a girl who wouldn't grill me on who it is and then bug me to ask him out till the end of time...

Just ask him if he fancies going somewhere thats quite casual.

On the plus side, me and her both shared the right idea on how to pull a bloke.

Which is disconcerting...

Guess you're a closet gay.

Perhaps. More than likely not, and just know the route to my own heart.

Chips?

A bathtub full of chips?

No, big boobs and a crate of lager will do the trick.

So you find yourself attractive?

The really question is do others find me attractive.

Spoiler:

Tip:- Don't call women 'prey' they don't like it.

Really? I'd never have guessed it. Please do provide more of your unearthly womanising tips.

Don't ask them to wax your crack on the first date.

But if she offers, it'd be rude not to accept.

If she offers then you're in big trouble.

It means she intends to cook and eat you.

She'd get a mouthful, for sure.

Hippo dispensing dating advice... Is anyone else going cross eyed?

I'm good with that sort of advice...I'm just no good at using it myself.

Its mostly common sense coupled with a bit of confidence....if you want to ask him out but scared about ackward silences, go to the cinema and they you can avoid that problem.

See...smart advice.

Yes, but you don't seem to even understand the problem... I'm not really scared of awkward silences, because I can always find something to talk about... I am genetically a woman afterall...

Women can suffer from that too.

Just ask him out in a casual manner if he says no just simile and say "Okay say you around" and skip off or something.

A real conversation starter at the moment is Chris Brown. He's either a hero or an arsehole, but definitely a legend.

I don't think people in Israel give 2 shits about Chris Brown...

Smart people.

Well, we did just have a war, and elections which still havn't spawned a concrete result...