Draw Bantha's castle competition.

what is that the castles built on?

Mount Everest, so no-one can get up there.

I just looked at the Hippo castle again and I nearly cried 'cos I'm so proud of it.

Do you need a cuppa to compose yourself?

I would but we just put the dog in the kitchen for the night and I don't wanna go bursting in there and wake him up.

what's your dog called?

b3ni is so awesome and forgiving and ace said me, i said me, i think i should win, IT WAS PINK.

...that word filter just works.

thnx

How come Boranga hasn't entered anything? It's not like busy or anything...

anytime.

ignitableduck wrote:

IT WAS PINK.

but don't you think maybe it was too pink?

no. it wasnt. it was pink enough to prove that you are secure in your manhood, but not so pink you secure yourself on someone elses manhood.

and what of the huge, purple-headed towers at the corners? they scream manhood just a bit too loudly, do they not?

on the other hand, you were the only one thoughtful enough to volunteer yourself as female company for the thousand stressed out soldiers that make up the garrison.

exactly. i'll entertain them all with a song and a dance and pick out the prettiest ones and abuse them.

can i please win and you send me a present? i never get any post.

i think bidders might have won it, i'm afraid.

i can send you a meaningless runner-up prize, with little or no value though, if you like?

I want to see Bryn's entry first before you declare Bidbell the winner.

bantha_fodder+ wrote:

i think bidders might have won it, i'm afraid.

i can send you a meaningless runner-up prize, with little or no value though, if you like?

deal done.

There is no Bryn entry. I'm afraid Bryn died last night in a car accident.

Yours truly,

Bryn's mum

score. bet i could beat your mum at lexulous.

ignitableduck wrote:

bantha_fodder+ wrote:

i think bidders might have won it, i'm afraid.

i can send you a meaningless runner-up prize, with little or no value though, if you like?

deal done.

and does it have to involve me posting you something irl or will a virtual prize do?

Yes, my son was great at Lexulous, wasn't he? Simply the best. Also, he had a really, really big fundament.

Yours truly,

Bryn's mum

hi bryns mum. now that he's finally dead, there won't be any more sneaking around or waiting for him to go out and play with that monkey-boy anymore. this is the best day of my life.

yours sexily,

banf

xxx

well that depends on how much of a disappointment you want to be bantha.

isnt a fundament a lightbulb?