Marked For Death Or Our For Justice

Or

there is a steven seagal film on tonight called 'mercenary for justice'.

bantha_fodder+ wrote:

there is a steven seagal film on tonight called 'mercenary for justice'.

Woo! Thanks for the heads up.

I can't pick, Dan. I think I'll have to vote for both. I love how ridiculous Marked for Death gets, but Out for Justice has the bar fight. + 'ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE??'

Edit: Okay, after much deliberation I'm going with Out for Justice, because it's probably his best real film.

time and channel my good man!?

ITV4, 2235.

think Marked For Death, just by a nat's cock thou.

Under Siege is my all time Seagal fav

I've seen that one. It's got Omar from The Wire in it.

They blow the entire budget in a explosive shaky-cam war opening and the rest is just The Seagull walking around in a huge leather coat IN SUMMER TEMPERATURES.

As for those films:

The one with the Rastas IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!

I'd say Out For Justice is better. Cos it's got Nico in it.

bantha_fodder+ wrote:

ITV4, 2235.

good work Banth, i'll be tuning in.

Did any of you see Shadow Man?

I watched it with Em and this exchange happened:

"Why is it called Shadow Man?"
"Cos he spends the entire movie in shadows to cover up his fat face, Steve."

It's fucking true too. He spends the movie fighting from a chair and goons just seem to run into his kicking foot. At one point...he gets tired and shoots and man...from his chair. Lazy bastard.

bantha_fodder+ wrote:

ITV4, 2235.

I'm still tempted by his lightning bolt.

Big_Fat_Dan wrote:

think Marked For Death, just by a nat's cock thou.

Under Siege is my all time Seagal fav

Nah, it's all about On Deadly Ground, dude. Have you seen that one? He fights a goddamn bear! And he is also part-bear, in spirit, or something.

It's brilliant.

kimdealslover wrote:

I've seen that one. It's got Omar from The Wire in it.

They blow the entire budget in a explosive shaky-cam war opening and the rest is just The Seagull walking around in a huge leather coat IN SUMMER TEMPERATURES.

Sounds ace

kimdealslover wrote:

As for those films:

The one with the Rastas IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!

I'd say Out For Justice is better. Cos it's got Nico in it.

Nico? He's in Above the Law. It's Gino Fe-fucking-lino (lol) who steps out for justice. It is the better one though, I agree.

i havent seen Shadow Man.

i lost all my seagal films, had them on vhs that i recorded of the box YEEEEARS ago.

i get paid tomorrow, so i might invest in a Seagal box set, they must do one.

I always thought Nico was in this one!

They're pretty much the same character. Except Nico runs around a lot and when he's on screen everybody as a natural reaction to shout 'Hey Nico!' like they've got tourettes or something.

On Deadly Ground has one of the unintentionally funniest scenes I've seen in a movie. When he gets attacked by the huskies:

"Get theeeeese fucking dawgs offa me."

Big_Fat_Dan wrote:

i lost all my seagal films, had them on vhs that i recorded of the box YEEEEARS ago.

i get paid tomorrow, so i might invest in a Seagal box set, they must do one.

Oh they do.

http://hmv.com/hmvweb/displayProductDetails.do?ctx=280;-1;-1;-1;-1&sku=1340

If I didn't already own Fire Down Below and Under Siege I would totally buy that.

Awww, The Glimmer Man?

Awesome. I love the way it's billed as Seagal does Seven and then about 20 minutes in, they just give up on the Seven plot and he kills some guy with a credit card. I've watched that film at least 3 times and I still don't get what's going on with the government conspiracy cos I just zone out!

kimdealslover wrote:

I always thought Nico was in this one!

They're pretty much the same character. Except Nico runs around a lot and when he's on screen everybody as a natural reaction to shout 'Hey Nico!' like they've got tourettes or something.

Surely you're not accusing Mr. Seagal of a limited acting range? He adopts an Italian-American accent, for gawdsakes!! Also, sometimes he doesn't have a ponytail!

kimdealslover wrote:

On Deadly Ground has one of the unintentionally funniest scenes I've seen in a movie. When he gets attacked by the huskies:

"Get theeeeese fucking dawgs offa me."

Woah, woah unintentional? You don't direct a scene like this...