Marked For Death Or Our For Justice

I watched one the other night where he's looking for who killed his son/brother ( I can't remember which) and he shoots loads of black people and the guv'nor of the black people is the pimp from Deuce Bigalow.

It was great.

bidders wrote:

he's looking for who killed his son/brother ( I can't remember which)

probably both..

This is one of the best Topics ever!! So glad I came here instead of watching Burn Notice

bidders wrote:

I watched one the other night where he's looking for who killed his son/brother ( I can't remember which) and he shoots loads of black people and the guv'nor of the black people is the pimp from Deuce Bigalow.

It was great.

Renegade Justice! I watched it too.
Thought it was pretty good, especially compared to some of his other latter day stuff.

My favorite bit was where the woman is like 'omg you're as bad as they are' and he stares her down and goes 'no, I'm a lot fuckin' worse '

Awesomes.

acousticbrother wrote:

Damn and bollocks - Marked For Death Then. I voted for the other - I've ruined the entire poll!

Alright gonchie :-)

Hey hey. I could use my mod powers to activate vote cancelling if you like? I don't think Dan will mind, since you'll be siding with him.

I think 'Five US' have been showing it 14 times a week for the past month , I think I might have been half cut when I watched it so I can't remember specific lines but the body-count was pretty impressive.

Keith David has such a badass line in that movie. After they trash the department store and kill a bunch of drug dealing evil Rastas.

"Abso-FUCKING-lutely!"

So Gonch...what's yer verdict on Merc Of/For Justice?

Am I right about the entire budget being blown in the first 10 mins or what?

kimdealslover wrote:

So Gonch...what's yer verdict on Merc Of/For Justice?

Am I right about the entire budget being blown in the first 10 mins or what?

Totally right, but I must say the opening did still build up a lot of goodwill. It wasn't Children of Men, but it had a nice energy to it.

My attention did dwindle as it went on, but it earned itself an extra half a star just for having the best. closing line. fucking ever.

I also think Omar from The Wire was having one of those 'need to pay the rent' days.

Wait until you see the one where Seagal fights monster/alien junkies with an overdubbed Martin Sheen accent in Attack Force.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0493424/

"Marshall Lawson"

lolol. that's almost as good as Forrest Taft.

It's sooo funny, cos clearly Seagal and his mate wrote a script that involved him fighting aliens that take human form, but I guess the producers got cold feet at the idea of Seagal battling aliens, so they re-edited the movie and did overdubs to remove all traces of an alien plot. They also re-filmed a lot of scenes that didn't feature Seagal to add in a new plot about a super drug that makes people have double eyelids and superhuman strength.

The fight between an awkardly slow and near motionless Seagal & an obvious model turned vague actress is another hilariously bad moment in yet another hilarious bad straight to DVD then late night Five movie.

does the super drug look anything like this, by any chance?:

Sadly not.

But he's clearly just taken some in this promo pic.

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1541638912/tt1296869

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1591970560/nm0000219

Who wouldn't touch Seagal's buns of steel?

Me.

Spec, you'd only NOT touch them just so you can have something to argue against.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHK2YAN_Xlk

I saw this the other day and couldn't stop laughing at 0:15. It\'s so badly edited and the strain on Norris' face of having to throw a man off-camera is too perfect for words.

Clearly not cut out to be in The Expendables any time soon.

kimdealslover wrote:

Spec, you'd only NOT touch them just so you can something to argue against.

Since when did you turn into Tired Hippo?

Woah. I like a jokey feud...but that's pushing it too far, sonny.

You brought it on yourself, biatch.

Well, excuse ME while I just go off and stew about annoymous people that I've formed wholely acceptable opinions and personalities based upon their forum output.

Also...

Van Damme gave up The Expendables for this:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1288403/

WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS PROBLEM?! (...other than the drugs & booze)

Van Damme's coke-addled brain pleases me no end. He's the rock'n'roll action hero.

His fans are equally addled in the brain (as seen here on IMDB):

"Jean-Claude is faster and i think is a better fighter, more elastic and he is one of the most famous kicking Karate guys, For that resons i think Jean-Claude would win. Dolph is biger and that can make it slow"

JCVD is Elastic Man now?!

Hahaha. Someone should Photoshop him over Ioan Gruffurd.

And fuck knows if I've spelt that name right.