The Thread in which AB and Parrot quietly sit and discuss twigs.

I'm depressed.

What's going on in that mind of yours Miss Bonnie?

Well.. I just failed my driving test for the second time, 3 majors and 11 minors. the previous attempt I had 21 minors but no majors. I basically fucked it up by stalling as I was coming onto an A road, because the van in front of me stopped, and I panicked in going from 0-50 because i'd never had to go onto an A road from first gear before. I usually go a different way where it is much easier and I get more time to pick up speed. after that, I knew I failed so I lost all concentration, so I also cocked up my parallel parking, and I shaved the kerb when another car was coming past me. i'm just frustrated because if I hadn't stalled I would have been fine and wouldnt have messed up the rest of it!! I'm just so annoyed at myself, its like I can't get anything right.

It's frustrating and a pain in the arse but you will pass your test. Anyway I would give you a hug but I expect you'll have the police on me within seconds giving me a few good kicks to my groin as they do apparently.

Things will work out :-)

Haha, why would the police arrest you for a hug?


I know, i'm just so annoyed at myself for panicking and fucking it all up!

Just don't worry. You will be driving your lovely car pretty soon

I can drive it already... Just not legally.

Why are men so confusing?

Women are just as confusing as men. Why are you not asleep at 3.28am like most normal people??

Because I had just come in from a night out.

True. Maybe i'm the confusing one.

I could do with a proper night out.

Haha, why don't you go out then?

I just don't have any tolerance for the idiots that are usually out. Wish there was a night out spot/area for those that are a bit more sensible

There is.. its called alcoholics anonymous... the only people sober on a Friday night are those who cant drink ;-)

I would love to be an alcoholic. This way I would be able to insult people and deny everything when sober

You can do that anyway..

Shit it's been a week

Sorry for being crap

No problems, at least you came back! I can't believe I actually had to talk to Ollie :-(

Once again i've been abandoned :'(

You're fired.

What a cringworthy, self ingulgent thread.

Can't believe I knocked one out to it.

There are pictures of painted rocks in another thread.

You may have missed them.

Oh dear!!

I have only scanned this thread but from what I've seen, he wants to fuck her and she wants to fuck him so why don't they just fuck and stop clogging up the internet with mindless shit.

but mindless shit is what the internet is for!

Can't two people talk without being accused of wanting to fuck?

Abby come back! :-( I have no one to talk to anymore!