Most annoying female on the boards.

She wasn't thick, I met her once, she approached me while I was wondering round York. Very nice IRL, very very nice.

And now she's gone without a trace....hmm.

She married B3ni for his money, gave birth to his children and then done a runner to South America.

Did you crack on to her, mate?

I still talk to her from time to time.

Nah, I didn't want to live up to the internet stereotype.

Laaaaame

I suspect she's less likely to be in south america, more likely to be 6 feet south of a patio.

so not necessarily under the patio then?

She'd be under the sheets, if I met her.

No, there wasn't enough room for both helenetta and penpen's corpses.

Spectral Knight wrote:

She'd be under the sheets, if I met her.

You sick necrophiliac

Spectral Knight wrote:

Nope

Fit girls willing to have sex with SK > Munters willing to have sex with SK > Fit girls who are not willing to have sex with SK > Munters not willing to have sex with SK

I think if I took anything you said remotely seriously, I'd hate you

LOL Thought you hated me anyway!

Nah, you write an awful lot of brainless provocative shit but I'm all about peace and love innit.

I don't mean to be provocative. I'm only havin' a giggle. Most of the time.

The brainless shit I can't help.

Bullshit, you know exactly what you're doing

You don't go out with Blackbat without learning a few things about grumpy boys on the internet.

Ehh, I'm not grumpy!

Aaaaand, nah I know I'm havin' a laugh, but most of the time it's at MY expense rather than other's. If I'm gonna waste a shedload of my day pissing about on here, I might as well have a giggle doing so.

S'alright, just listen to your elders

Last time I did that it got me into trouble.

I've heard through the grapevine that SK is the only person capable of having a joke and the rest of us are all being DEADLY serious all the time.