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don't mess with me, I can actually put together an army.....

Don't be silly, they're too busy killing Palestinian babies, remember?

Do you know how to assemble a gun?

Doubt she could assemble a bun.

Not the brightest spark, y'know...

WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE ORIGINAL LAYOUT?!

I don't get this - mine is exatly the same as it always has been.

I havn't assembled an m16 since basic training but I mght remember how to do it...

assembling a bun is a whole different story...

Knew it.

knew what..

Keep up. It's all there ^

you knew that I hadn't assembled an m16 since basic training or that I can't bake?

I really shouldn't have to explain this - I'll humour you...it's the latter.

I'm sorry, but dumb girls like me need explaining sometimes...

Yes, somebody needs to explain how somebody so stupid actually survived being in the 'Forces. I'm at a loss here.

and I was considered smart there...

No wonder you fuckers keep getting suicide-bombed!

nah, our division wasn't even in the front lines.... actually, army IQ wise, me and another guy had the highest scores there... but it's the army IQ test, so it doesn't really mean anything on the outside world

I can't imagine why that's the case.

it was a division of mostly stupid/crazy/stupid and crazy people..... including the superiors.... loads of fun..

I don't think I'd enjoy being told when to go to war by crazy people. Imagine it'd be a bit Blackadder Goes Forth, tbh with you.

no no no no..... there people didn't decide about stuff like that... see, in the army there are different corps. I was in Human Resources corp, BUT the unit was Ordenance corp, which means that they would fix weapons and tanks all day...

surely they can't do any damadge there....

do you have any say as to which corps you go into?

They can't do any damage fixing weapons and tanks? You serious? Fuck that, I'd at least want to make sure that stuff works if I was depending on that against a whole load of armed bastards.

bantha_fodder+ wrote:

do you have any say as to which corps you go into?

not realy... though, sometimes they give you options to chose from... for me it was either human resources or being a secretary for some captain or colonel.....