Top 5 Misheard Lyrics

These are things my cousin has actually sang in front of me.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Time Warp
Real lyric: Let's do the Time Warp again
His lyric:

Spoiler:

He actually thought it was a subliminal message played on purpose in clubs.

The Doors - Back Door Man
Real lyric: I'm a back door man
His lyric:

Spoiler:

David Bowie - The Man Who Sold The World

Real lyric: We passed upon the stair, we spoke of was and when
His lyric:

Spoiler:

LOL LOL LOL LOL

Hard-Fi, Cash Machine:

Real:
What am I gonna do
My girlfriend's test turned blue

I hear:
What am I gonna do
My girlfriend's tits turned blue

Why didn't he use a condom?

Eminem's epic track "Under the Influence". I was sure he said "for you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit" but it was actually "so you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit".

Fuck Eminem and his poor grammar.

I found this on a tabs website, which made me LOL very hard!

Truth Blinks? Come misery teen??? MY LITTLE WINDMILL??

another one was: Planet my revenge?

some random lyrics site:
"A Fire In The Attic A Proof Of Prize,
Anomaly, Anomaly, Anomaly..."

I should mention that the song is named ANNA-MOLLY

idiots.....

"I wanna be a dog"

"When will I, will I be famous"

For me it sounded like.

"When will I, will I be in neighbours"

I thought it was a song about BROS wanting to be in the popular aussie soap.

Faith No More - Everything's Ruined

Real lyric - 'But he made us proud'
What I sang for more than I decade - 'Why'n't you make a sprout?'

....a process that would be much easier if it actually made any sense whatsoever.

R Kelly - Ignition (Remix)

I'm like so what, I'm drunk

became

I'm a salt water drum

Tom Waits - 'Shiver Me Timbers'

Real lyric - The clouds are like headlines
Neanderthal friend's lyric - The clouds are like head lice

I thought I was mishearing Metric's "Poster of a Girl" but apparently it really does say "coming in your pants"

Take That's Patience really does mention a "hard-on".

Ray Parker Jr. - Ghostbusters

Real lyrics:
When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
Ghostbusters!

My lyrics for years:
When it comes through your door
Unless you're just a box of mould
I think you better call
Ghostbusters!

i spookily pick up lyric's really fast.

that's how i used to memorise lines when i did theatre i used to turn it into a song so id remember easier.

The Verve - Lucky Man

Real lyric - 'Happiness, more or less'
Idiot Yoda Bryn sang - 'Happened this, more or less'

Jigsaw falling into place- Radiohead.

He says-Closed circuit cameras
I heard- Go suck a camel