My name (ain't) JONAS.

i r getting 404'd on the previews

I would like everyone reading this to know that the fact that I haven't posted for a few minutes does not necessarily mean I'm masturbating.

The collective silence is telling.

I'm trying to figure out how to make fingz wots on mi DVDz in2 fingz wotz on youchoob innit

Any ideas?

LOL

i was looking for galaxy quest on play.com i wasn't upto any funny business. £3.99

i just cheat and use camtasia studio for making videos from dvds i don't think its free tho. what sort of vidz you wanna make for youtube?

I just wanted to upload a scene from The Man With Two Brains to describe my temprament lately. I made some screencaps to illustrate:

i like that film and i don't know why.

i witnessed the best game of pass the parcel EVER yesterday. when my niece was wrapping it up in paper, she forgot to take out the page three girls. so there was a bunch of seven year olds unwrapping layer upon layer of boobs, and an excitable thirteen year old jumping up and down going 'oh my GOD oh my GOD'

That would've made my few experiences of Pass the Parcel that much better. Although it does give me an idea of setting up a game where EVERY parcel is wrapped up in pages from porno mags except the top layer, whenever the next birthday party of a mate rolls around..

Fantastic!

Hello

steve martin looks mental in those pics

mm boobs

sundays are so crap.

Yeah, specially when its raining


I love Steve Martin

its sunny here but freezing! pure brass monkeyz outside.

i don't think i've seen any of his films apart from the recent ones where he has loads of kids. the name escapes me right now but it has infiltrated my dvd collection along with other special French chocolate cereal girly films.

Cheaper by the dozen?

Watch the jerk, little shop of horrors and man with two brains

Out of towners is a great one too. also has john cleese in drag!

sundays are crap. i am about to watch the football in shiny HD though.

aye thats it! i want white hair like him when i'm older.

i'm waiting for the american football to start so i can practise staring at the tv in a confused stylee for a few hours.

Lol. Just get a computer game version of it! Its gotta start doon though because thanksgiving always has football on!

american football is just stupid. i think. i dont pay much attention to it, but dont they jus sort of throw it then stop for about half an hour then throw it again?

Why can't they just call it rugby?

you can't pass forwards in rugby

i've got games of it for the megadrive but they're just as confusing as the real deal. i think it starts at half 4

i know duckeh its very stoppy starty but its at wembley and i wanna see how badly they mess up the grass. thats how bored i iz.

Parrot wrote:

Why can't they just call it rugby?

Or snooker.

is it john maddens american football?i used to have that and shout PUNT PUNT PUNT all the time like it did on the game until a lady in the sweetshop thought i was shouting cunt and told my mum off.

ignitableduck wrote:

is it john maddens american football?i used to have that and shout PUNT PUNT PUNT all the time like it did on the game until a lady in the sweetshop thought i was shouting cunt and told my mum off.

You let yourself be bossed about by someone working in a sweet shop?

she didn't work there she was just in there. and to be honest i'd always let someone working in a sweet shop tell me what to do - they hold the key to an abundance of sweets.

I'll take you to the Candy Shop...