Morning Hate

LOFL

It seems to have stopped. If it starts again I'll investigate.

I love it when you're really scared and go to investigate!! 'Cause you totally shit yourself silly.

Its great until it backfires and there really is a killer in you kitchen.

That shit sucks balls.

Yeah that would suck somewhat. I'm quite good, I've overcome many of my fears in the last few months. Well proud!! One of them was being in my house alone. PUSSY'OLE.

Being in the house alone it great, you can do whatever you want AND strut round naked 'n' shit.

I wish Macaulay Culkin did that in Home Alone.

Yeah I like it now. I am like "YUH, I LYK kinda OWN DIZ HAUSE BOI!!" I was just really paranoid. Always thought I could hear people walking around on the gravel outside my front door.

Also, there was an incident a while back where my mum woke up at 7am to someone trying to get out our garden through the gate, which she locked the evening before. HE MUST HAVE SLEPT IN OUR GARDEN ALL NIGHT!!! :shock:

GARY GLIT0R!

Call the po-lice!

You can't tell me that you're NEVER fallen asleep in someone elses garden!

We have a gravel drive and I shit myself some morning 'cos I hear someone running over it, its always a fucking deer!

bidders wrote:

Being in the house alone it great, you can do whatever you want AND strut round naked 'n' shit.

Yeah , like having other people in the house ever stopped you doing that.

Sgt Fury wrote:

bidders wrote:

Being in the house alone it great, you can do whatever you want AND strut round naked 'n' shit.

Yeah , like having other people in the house ever stopped you doing that.

Ahahaha.

My dad has a few vinyls signed by him. He kept them all these years hoping that he'd be able to sell them for lots of money when he died. Oh, how wrong he was.

dies*

bidders wrote:

We have a gravel drive

Get Darkus to sort it out for you.

plecko wrote:

Ahahaha.

My dad has a few vinyls signed by him. He kept them all these years hoping that he'd be able to sell them for lots of money when he died. Oh, how wrong he was.

I'D FUCKING BUY THEM!!!!

There's a gang of Romanians working where I am at the moment, they haven't offered to tarmac it yet!

They'll do you some nice Eastern Bloc Paving though.

BA-DUM-FUCKINGTISH!

Bidders, where do you actually live now then? I don't have a gravel driveway, way too posh. I WANT ONE. I'll swap it for mine

Woo-and-yay, one of my minions is coming to keep me company with a bottle of vodka. I should be doing coursework but.... nah.

Thangyoo anngunnight.

plecko wrote:

What do you hate most about mornings, apart from the obvious waking up.

I hate listening to my alarm tone, most annoying sound EVER
I hate trying to do my makeup when my eyes are still all hazy
I hate trying to pick something to wear
I hate going to the train station when the train leaves in like 2 minutes and some cunt in front of me is faffing around trying to choose what credit card he's going to pay for his train ticket on

what do you hate?

I don't know why I despise you. I just do.

bidders wrote:

its always a fucking deer!

Why has no one else picked up on the fact that this is amazing?!

I miss living alone in many ways

plecko wrote:

Bidders, where do you actually live now then? I don't have a gravel driveway, way too posh. I WANT ONE. I'll swap it for mine

Woo-and-yay, one of my minions is coming to keep me company with a bottle of vodka. I should be doing coursework but.... nah.

I live in a little place called Churt, its kinda on the border between Surrey/Hampshire.


Do you not get deer round your way Tink?, We're proper in the country here, if I threw a stone out the window I could hit a sheep right in the head.

My dog chases deer.