100 things I learned from playing video games...

Woops, put it in WTV3.

100. If you see food lying on the ground, eat it.

99. Shoot your friends and they won't get hurt, or care.

98. If somebody's bothering you, jump on their head and they will disappear forever.

97. Rings save lives

96. What asymmetry theory is.

95. All about the knights Templar.

94. The bigger the enemy, the more repetative its attack pattern will be.

93. wearing shades in the dark is cool.

92. A sword can and will break/kill anything. Regardless if the opponents armour is super awesome

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91. Licensed cars never dent, but ones made by unknown makers will be crushed into tiny cubed when you hit a bus at 120 miles per hour.

90. The closer the shop is to your house, the shitter its healing herbs.

STFU and let me have my dig and gran turismo.

89. Your nemesis is always related to you, unless he's your best friend in a mask.

88. The further you walk, the tougher your enemies are.

88. The super hyper mega gun is never EVER at the entrance, no exceptions.

87. Its impossible to find ammo for weapons you don't have, and if you do, you better start backtracking.

86. People put keys in the weirdest places....

85. Expect to pay $100 for a hamburger

84. Fossils can ALWAYS be found anywhere the ground is cracked.

83. Kicking someone in the shin causes EXACTLY the same amount of criminal punishment as speeding down a motorway while throwing grenades out the back.

82. Orcs on ly have one attack. Two if they're lucky

81. enemy goons will always stand near flammable/explosive materials, no matter how clear the warning signs are.

80. Be shot countless times infront of the police by the AI, but shoot one bullet and it's YOU they're after