100 things I learned from playing video games...

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1297 Age : 36 Points : 28

79. Getting hit to the back of the head will cause more damage than a shotgun to the chest

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78. Anywhere with anything valuable will be kind enough to provide you with obvious red lasers to avoid, even though invisibles ones are cheaper and more sensible.

Have you ever put dust infront of a laser hippo?

77. Smoking saves your life

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76. There's no such thing as "talking things through."

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b3ni wrote:: Have you ever put dust infront of a laser hippo?

77. Smoking saves your life

If you're refering to THAT bit in MGS b3ni technically the smoke should of set off the alarms......

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b3ni wrote:: 77. Smoking saves your life

I was so tempted to mention MGS!!!

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75. Flying via a raccoon's tail is not absurd - it's science.

74. Getting your head lopped off with a chainsaw is actually great fun.

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73. Arrows could only be shot in 4 directions in the olden days, but recent developments have increased that to 8 directions.

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72. Every marksman has a crosshair tatooed to his eye

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71. Your weapons will blow up anything but that locked wooden door.

70. Despite your extensive military physical training, you will never be able to jump over that fence.

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Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1297 Age : 36 Points : 28

69. CGI doesn't need to go for a shit

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O Goncho wrote:: 71. Your weapons will blow up anything but that locked wooden door.

68. or tree's, also your tank can't smash those tree's down either...basically l;eave the tree's the fuck alone, even the end boss fears the trees.

67. Mushrooms do talk, alright?

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tiredhippo wrote:

O Goncho wrote:: 71. Your weapons will blow up anything but that locked wooden door.

68. or tree's, also your tank can't smash those tree's down either...basically l;eave the tree's the fuck alone, even the end boss fears the trees.

That reminds me of a tank racing game for the PS1 where tanks couldn't even take down wooden gates. Awesome game.

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66. No matter how advanced the fat guys robots get he'll always need to trap small animals inside of them to get them to work.

66b. Hedgehogs are blue.

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65. There are over 109 ways to bring yourself back from near death...none involve a doctor.

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tiredhippo wrote:: 66. No matter how advanced the fat guys robots get he'll always need to trap small animals inside of them to get them to work.

66a: Jumping on advanced machinery is the only to to destroy it

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64. Emergency services only employ people from 5 different familes, each family consisting of over 100 twin brothers.

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63. It doesn't matter how many times you are confronted by a group of fearsome monsters, you must always politely wait your turn before defending yourself.

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62: Policeman who drive cars rinse any other driver, ever

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61. Monsters hate you and want to kill you, but don't have any problems hanging out with any other monsters or humans as long as they want to attack you.