the boardie limerick thread

Subject: the boardie limerick thread Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:13 pm

eg:

let me tell you about fu manchu:
hes a master at street fighter 2
my favourite is blanka
but fu says "hes a wanker"
and he mostly plays as ryu

youre a poet, bile, i know it. now show it.

......

Evangelist Number of posts : 2445 Age : 48 Points : 1158

Young Goncho hatched a fine idea..
Which he launched with ne'er a fear...
Along came the posters ...
A bunch of obvious roasters ...
...Ah fuck him ..he's most likely queer!

Gus R. Fulavit

Subject: Re: the boardie limerick thread Sat Jan 17, 2009 2:19 am

There once a girl called Eve
She would suck knobs till she would heave
She got stalked
By a boy she forked
Then goncho made her leave!

Right Hand of Doom Number of posts : 3220 Points : 1002

Hipplethwaite's glued to the screens. If not cyberspace, games aimed at teens.
He's scored with a "lady" (the first), though his heart's in the WWE.

Guest

There once was a girl named Eve,
With breasts like you wouldn't believe,
Shes really sexy,
She came and met me,
That brilliant girl named Eve.

Make it stop! Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318

WTF.....

And her breasts are shite...we've all seen the horrific things.

Guest

Thats not a limerick. Also her breasts are amazing!!!

Make it stop! Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318

They were alright...and then she fucking ruined them.

Dungeon Keeper Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780

For fucksake, Dan.

Subject: Re: the boardie limerick thread Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:58 pm

We all saw her breasts, dan....

Just... Oh no no no

Make it stop! Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318

She's a diseasebag.

Guest

**sighs** It was only a limerick no need for anybody to go crazy!

Make it stop! Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318

There was no need for you to fuck a disease whore with a history of mental health problems....but you did it

Subject: Re: the boardie limerick thread Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:05 pm

And still you want her back here

Make it stop! Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318

Erm...when have I said that?

Guest

** Sighs ** Should I copy and paste the msn convo where you kept asking me to ask Fraser to get her unbanned?

Subject: Re: the boardie limerick thread Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:10 pm

Well, that ^^

Make it stop! Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318

No dan...you should copypaste the msn convo where I was trolling you....and making the point of how shallow you are for sleeping with her when you won't even try to get her unbanned.

Guest

Trolling me? Thats what you're calling it eh?

I know perfectly well that Fraser won't unban her just because I ask him, whats the point in going over the top trying to get her unbanned when Fraser won't be influenced by me!!!

Doing something so futile is illogical.

Subject: Re: the boardie limerick thread Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:16 pm

tiredhippo wrote:: No dan...you should copypaste the msn convo where I was trolling you....and making the point of how shallow you are for sleeping with her when you won't even try to get her unbanned.

Be careful Hippo, your nose might hit the screen at this rate

Make it stop! Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318

Get a fucking backbone.

Subject: Re: the boardie limerick thread Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:16 pm

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Subject: Re: the boardie limerick thread Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:17 pm

» can the boardie award thread be unstickied?
» previous boardie appreciation thread.
» Ode to Ace Combat [A romantic limerick].
» The 'hippo can't make basic desicions so he's going to use this thread to get you to do it for him' Thread.
» Which boardie do you like more?