the boardie limerick thread

Will you shut the FUCK up maayan you moany little cunt.

It's sad you're all making fun of his inevitable mental anguish and jealousy at yet another person fucking his ex. still, at least this answers the "is jason jealous" thread. I'm going to go with "yes" being the correct answer.

bantha_fodder+ wrote:

eg:

let me tell you about fu manchu:
hes a master at street fighter 2
my favourite is blanka
but fu says "hes a wanker"
and he mostly plays as ryu

youre a poet, bile, i know it. now show it.

......

I actually do play as Ryu or Ken.

There was a young lady called Maayan,
In her brain there was lodged a wax crayon,
Like Homer she chose
it to stay up her nose,
And then she could be dumb all day long.


There was a young lady named Tink,
Who liked to have sex with some kink,
Her boyfriend did fumble,
To fill up her bumhole,
She's SO not the girl that you think.


There was a young lady named Eve,
Whose fanny was a wizard's sleeve,
Now she's found a new lad,
Whose never been had,
Fuck me, that Winslow's naive.

Cropcircle Hair wrote:

There was a young lady named Tink,
Who liked to have sex with some kink,
Her boyfriend did fumble,
To fill up her bumhole,
She's SO not the girl that you think.

You know what they say, two in the tink one in the stink

You have made me sad Beni

There was a young man called Bantha
And he was sort of similar to a sex panther
He smelled some ham
Coming out of his webcam
And there he was, Leslie Grantham.

Bantha and panther?! You need THIS badly.

Cropcircle Hair wrote:

There was a young lady called Maayan,
In her brain there was lodged a wax crayon,
Like Homer she chose
it to stay up her nose,
And then she could be dumb all day long.

Rhymezone wrote:

Sorry, bantha was not found in this dictionary.

Yeah, fat load of use.

Put in Fodder, you... you... fat alcoholic!

I'm not a fat alcoholic, it's just relaxed muscle and I'm just very, very thirsty all the time. It's not my fault that I happen to go to the shops and accidentally buy alcohol and nothing else.

Do you still have that 'Bryn goes shopping' picture? I distinctly remember there being some item of food on the conveyor belt.

Speaking of fat alcoholics.....

Look at SK starting an argument again!!

No, I was just pre-empting your arrival.

wat r u talking about? gonch is gay

*narg

The picture of the asda checkout. pl0x