And how do you feel today? thread

Our naughty bits are weird?! Look who's talking!

No she's right.

Actually ...she is. Ever stood naked on top of a mirror and looked down ......?

No, I haven't. Must try it sometimes. But we don't bleed from ours on a regular basis. That is weird, there's no mistakin' that.

We don't?.................................................

Time for the clinic again Hippo ...?

Its probably just where all those owls fly into my crotch at high speed.

incidentally why was you standing naked above a mirror?

Why not - seems a fun thing to do.

To be honest ...I wasn't. I was doing a handstand in my bedroom.

go and try it sk, let me know how fun it is.

I don't have any mirrors that aren't on a vertical surface. I may be able to walk on water, but haven't managed walls yet.

It sounds like you're question the (probably extreme) amount of fun you can have standing naked over a mirror. Instead of asking me how fun it is, why don't you do yourself and make your own mind up.

if i'm honest, im far too lazy to take my clothes off.

Thank fuck.

i've got no idea why you don't have a girlfriend.

That's not nice Hippo ....you promised me you were going to be nice...

I didn't.

Besides I can only be so nice.

ignitableduck wrote:

if i'm honest, im far too lazy to take my clothes off.

Just do it next time you have a bath/shower. Getting naked solely to stand on a mirror is just daft.

Fucking brilliant laugh at a party though ............


...did I say that out loud???

No you typed it

Goose, Goose, Goose...I do 'alf worry about you mate.

i mean im too lazy to EVER take them off. bath included.

I don't believe that. I bet you're a closet exhibitionist.

I've seen the evidence...

Was it scary?