100 uses for a slice of delicious chocolate cake other than eating it

Reviving an old classic in the mock-hope that someone might actually have a good idea*...

100. Throw it out the window - try to hit a bird

Spoiler:

99. Mush it in a diabetic's face.

98. Giving it away to somebody who really loves chocolate cake but who currently doesn't have any.

97. breaking your fall.

96. Offer it as a reward at the end of a series of tests even though the subject of the tests is due to be incinirated.

95. fucking it (as i once saw dead rats suggest someone do)

94. Take it apart, study it's mechanics and attempt to put it back to it's original state.

93. pillow

92. Snipe it from afar and watch it go boom.

91. doorstop.

90 - Eat it from Gonch's ring peice

that still counts as eating it, dan.

89. (90?) bait.

OK ok, flicking it with my tongue without swallowing it.

there...........happy now?

i want cake and bantha wont let me eat it *sulks*

88. CD holder

87. concealing tools with which to escape prison.

86. Use to make your Katamari bigger.

85. Poker re-buy.

84. sponge.

83. C4 explosive concealant.

82. smearing all over your body so as to negate the predators heat vision.

81. Give as a sacrifice to Satan.

What a waste of chocolate cake.
I am disappoint.

80. disappoint wilona.

79. Tempt wilona into a pit of spikes.

78. safety covering for spike.