100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It

They exist, Bile, the question is... can you think of them?!

100. A handy alternative to a tooth brush.

99. Temporary finger
98. Temporary penis
97. An 'i' or an 'l' if you're spelling something out in meat

96. Makeshift ammo

95. By attaching an alight match, you're treated to a miniature ornamental fire-piece.

Have you ever spelt anything out in meat before, Bryn?

94. When frozen, a deadly bludgeon, ideal for stealing Pokemon cards from 6 year olds

93. A convincing Peperami impersonator.

92. this image:

91. A hilarious glory hole prop

Spectral Knight wrote:

93. A convincing Peperami impersonator.

You're not wrong.

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O Goncho wrote:

a Sausage

Can I just check if you are talking about one sausage, or an infinite number of sausages? I mean, you could build a raft or something with loads of them, but if I can only use the one I'm afraid most of my suggestions will be NSFW.

Damn it Bryn, I really thought we were going to get all the way through the 90's without a cock joke!

90. An up-scaled model of Hippo's genitals.

Just as well we're in Bile then, you raunchy hill-dweller. One sausage, and not a sausage more.

89. When combined with sellotape, an inexpensive finglonger

Then I'm afraid I will have to insist that Bantha's suggestion be stricken from the record.

Spoiler:

I'll allow it.

Spoiler:

BRYN_BORANGA wrote:

Then I'm afraid I will have to insist that Bantha's suggestion be stricken from the record.

Spoiler:

88. an action man oxygen tank

87. If it's quite greasy then get writing, buster, you've got a pig-pen!

86. A harpoon

(Thank you for the inspiration, Action Man)

........... .... .... xxxx

You'll thank me when you're running Channel five... well, you'll forgive me eventually, anyway.

for the sake of accuracy, i should point out that that is actually a 12" james bond action figure.

Outrageous, I WON'T ALLOW IT.

85. Chalk. Really bad chalk.