100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It

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12. Leave it in the park for the less fortunate to sleep under.

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11. Hoist it aloft like you just got the Master Sword

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10. Use to lure northeners out of their caves.

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9. Eat a bit then send it on in the post to someone else. Repeat until it's gone.

8. Use it as a sacrificial dagger

7. Cut it in small slices and use two as sausage-goggles

I seem to have an issue with typing Sausage, I want to put susage.

6. A board wiper

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Stop listing, Eve. You're done now.

5. Throw it at whoever decided to remix the Cadbury ape advert

NO, NEVER

4. A threat against pigs when they've been naughty.

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3. Sellotape them to the side of dolphins to make them more aerodynamic.

2. Sausage soap.

Anyone want to finish it? Come on!

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1. Dip them in egg and eat them.

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You two made the end of this shit. Thanks.

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Last edited by Eve on Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:11 am; edited 1 time in total

Err, no, actually, I made it good, you ungrateful little shit.

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making beni eat it... he's veggie.

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anybody fancy a bit of bloody sausage?!