| 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It | |
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+7ignitableduck Hector Eve lobster_johnson Spectral Knight BRYN_BORANGA O Goncho 11 posters |
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Eve ~*Blessed Be~*
Number of posts : 9527 Age : 35 Points : -218
| Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:49 am | |
| 24. Hollow it out and use it as a tiny bag. Is that one already? | |
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Tired-Hippo Make it stop!
Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318
| Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:51 am | |
| 23. Try to breed it with a carrot to create a sausage that can make you see in the dark. | |
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Eve ~*Blessed Be~*
Number of posts : 9527 Age : 35 Points : -218
| Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:52 am | |
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Tired-Hippo Make it stop!
Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318
| Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:52 am | |
| ....that doesn't work at all. | |
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Eve ~*Blessed Be~*
Number of posts : 9527 Age : 35 Points : -218
| Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:54 am | |
| You think the rest of these do? Twit | |
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O Goncho Dungeon Keeper
Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780
| Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:55 am | |
| 21. Staple it to your cheek and pretend it's a scar | |
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Tired-Hippo Make it stop!
Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318
| Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:57 am | |
| - Eve wrote:
- You think the rest of these do? Twit
Yours is OTT...you could barely fit a cracker joke on a sausage. Incidently. 20. A new kind of meat based christmas cracker. | |
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Eve ~*Blessed Be~*
Number of posts : 9527 Age : 35 Points : -218
| Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:59 am | |
| I'm talking about a massive sausage here, and the writing doesn't have to be large. | |
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Tired-Hippo Make it stop!
Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318
| Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:00 am | |
| No eve...you can't just invent a massive sausage for your needs.
Thats not how it works. | |
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Eve ~*Blessed Be~*
Number of posts : 9527 Age : 35 Points : -218
| Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:01 am | |
| You stupid fuck.
19. A toilet roll. | |
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O Goncho Dungeon Keeper
Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780
| Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:02 am | |
| It's how hers work.
18. Air freshener (leave one lying around in a room a few weeks; you'll see) | |
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Tired-Hippo Make it stop!
Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318
| Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:03 am | |
| No YOU stupid fuck.
17. A makeshift shiv to stab in eves face. | |
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Eve ~*Blessed Be~*
Number of posts : 9527 Age : 35 Points : -218
| Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:04 am | |
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O Goncho Dungeon Keeper
Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780
| Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:05 am | |
| Home stretch now, less stabbing, more inventing.
16. Spare chess piece | |
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Tired-Hippo Make it stop!
Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318
| Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:05 am | |
| I want to make babies in you, Eve you gorgeous creature. | |
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Eve ~*Blessed Be~*
Number of posts : 9527 Age : 35 Points : -218
| Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:06 am | |
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Tired-Hippo Make it stop!
Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318
| Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:07 am | |
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O Goncho Dungeon Keeper
Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780
| Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:08 am | |
| 15. Marry it | |
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Tired-Hippo Make it stop!
Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318
| Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:08 am | |
| 14. A substitute for a velvet glove to slap a thespian with. | |
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Eve ~*Blessed Be~*
Number of posts : 9527 Age : 35 Points : -218
| Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:10 am | |
| Sure, Jason, sure.
13. Make it alive | |
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BRYN_BORANGA Gozer ¬_¬
Number of posts : 4880 Age : 44 Points : 828
| Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:10 am | |
| who is a femenime thespian | |
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Tired-Hippo Make it stop!
Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318
| Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:13 am | |
| Eve, lets run off to disney land together and live under the runaway minetrain forever and ever. | |
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Eve ~*Blessed Be~*
Number of posts : 9527 Age : 35 Points : -218
| Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:15 am | |
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Tired-Hippo Make it stop!
Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318
| Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:17 am | |
| Not a fan of the minetrain er? | |
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Eve ~*Blessed Be~*
Number of posts : 9527 Age : 35 Points : -218
| Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:18 am | |
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