100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It

38. Those foamy things dentists put in your mouth

37. A boat for a very small person

36. A hammer

Eve wrote:

Bullshit

No.

I even had peoples parents asking me about it.

Also don't get also OCD with this...let other people have fun too dear.

tiredhippo wrote:

Also don't get also OCD with this...let other people have fun too dear.

What he said.

Fuck off, you cunt.
Get a move on and think of stuff then.

Be quiet, I'm tired ¬_¬

See, you can't think of any. HAHAHAHAHAHA

It's a marathon, not a sprint.

Not my fault if they just come to me like I'm some kind of sausage-thinking genius.

35. A tool too gouge eves eyes out very very slowly.

What. A. Loser.

34. Throw it in the air, wait for it to land: compass

Everybody knows sausages only point to the East.

33. A dog. A sausage dog.

32. Push a little gunpower up the back end with a spark and a bit of string: party popper

31. Plant sausage, grow sausage tree, ????, profit

30. A pretend banana

29. Bullets for an anti-jew rifle.

28. Some kind of new currency

28. Hollow it out and wear it on your index finger as a Verbs replica

26. Use it is an elaborate and contrived red-herring in a point and click adventure game.

26. See how many you can stick in eves pooper before she starts coughing up susageshake.

25. Draw a face on it and hype it to Disney as a potential film franchise