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Damian Littlefair sent a request using Give Condoms/Vibrators as Gifts:

I picked out a condom/vibrator for you, I hope you will make good use of it. By the way, Kevin P. advised me to send the user manual attached. Do you need it?

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Narg wrote:

Does everyone know about the time I gave him a random number and claimed it was Kylie's, then it turned out to be some guy called... uh, it was some typical name like Frank.

it was Elvis!!! lol

AceCombat wrote:

Narg wrote:

Does everyone know about the time I gave him a random number and claimed it was Kylie's, then it turned out to be some guy called... uh, it was some typical name like Frank.

it was Elvis!!! lol

I lol'd, I remember you pasted his reply when he told you.

Damian says:
IT WAS SOME DUDE NAMED ELVIS!!!!!!!

i like to imagine that phone call began, not like this:

Elvis wrote:

hello?

Damian Littlefair wrote:

hello, who is this?

Elvis wrote:

this is elvis, whos this?

but like this:

Elvis wrote:

hello?

Damian Littlefair wrote:

My name is Damian Steven Littlefair I am 17 years of age and I am the worlds biggest Kylie Minogue fan. It all started when I was about six years old when I heard my first Kylie Minogue song I heard an angle in my head. for yeas after that I wanted to see her in concert but they wear sold out. When I found out she had cancer I blamed my self and I burst in to tears for months even a hear for what I had done to her. So when 2005 Earls court showgirl came out on DVD I bought it and I watch it 24/7. So the year I found out that she had cancer I looked for concerts for when she was well enough again. So when Wembley and Manchester sold out I burst into tears and I almost felt like killing my self for not being able to go. So I entered millions of competitions to win the tickets but no look, about late November early December I started having dreams about being at her concert. About a few weeks later I looked on internet and found some Manchester concert tickets for sale on ticket master. My mom got me them and I was on top of the moon or even further. On Saturday 13th January I was watching her Melbourne show on channel four I even taped it. Later that night I found out that she became ill again and I burst in to tears and I blamed my self for making her ill again. So a few days about Monday I found out that she was still doing Thursdays show I burst in to tears. So on Thursday I got up early did my paper round, went, to the doctors, went to Mc Donald’s and went for the train to Manchester to see my star angle live in concert. Once the concert started I almost started crying because it was the best day of my life and I never wanted it to stop but it did. Now when I hear Kylie singing on CD or DVD I cry almost instantly because she is an inspiration to us all because of every thing that she has done and showed me that what ever good or bad that has happened or that is happening the key is not to give up no matter how much you want to. I would love to see her in person just to thank her for what she has done and shown me that is my greatest wish now to meet her in person thank you Yours Faithfully Damian Littlefair

Elvis wrote:

uhhh....

lol

Sabri, the man was called elvis

..........

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I lol'd

me too... LOL

Man, he is one scary looking fucker.

Yet more evidence of creepiness:

7:51pmDamian
web cam

7:51pmHortencia
no

why would I webcam you?

7:52pmDamian
thought u might most my friends do

7:52pmHortencia
well I don't

7:53pmDamian
why dont u have msn do u want me to create u an sccount

7:53pmHortencia
No

I don't want it


7:54pmDamian
where you from

7:54pmHortencia

Watford

7:54pmDamian
so u live their

7:55pmHortencia
I go to uni in York, live in Watford

7:55pmDamian
york in the north

7:56pmHortencia
No York in Iraq

7:56pmDamian
really

really

7:56pmHortencia
Of course not really

You think there's a York in Iraq?

A bit English for Iraq isn't it?

7:57pmDamian
so u'll be living in york

7:57pmHortencia
sometimes

7:57pmDamian
when do u start un

7:58pmHortencia
13th of October

7:58pmDamian
what ya wearing

7:58pmHortencia
Now you sound super creepy

CLOTHES

7:59pmDamian
most people started uni thisb week

8:00pmHortencia
Well York doesn't. I'm not in charge, don't blame me.

8:00pmDamian
what ya doing

8:01pmHortencia
checking my facebook etc

8:01pmDamian
no at uni

8:01pmHortencia
psych

8:06pmDamian
whats that

8:06pmHortencia
psychology

I know it's jokes winding up the guy because he's obviously a bit slow, but you can't really moan that he's creeping you out when you're baiting him.

He starts talking to me. He's gonna get blocked soon I reckon.

I still feel a bit sad for him.

I felt like that, then his idiocy pissed me off so I gave up.

You added him as a friend didn't you? To generally take the piss out of a mental crip.

It's ridiculous how hypocritcal and cunt-ish some of you can be. Moaning that he talks to you when you chose to add him out of the blue and wound him up knowing he's backwards as hell. Rip the piss, but don't start whinging that it's creepy when he's reacting in probably the only way he knows how.

He added me. I was bidding for him on owned because it makes me £££ and he sent me the same message a couple of times so I said 'hi, I'm a transexual'.

Whatevs. You just come off looking a bit shit for it tbh.

Oh well.

fraz, you have to go to that thing.... take hor with you, for protection....

im still yet to feel sorry for him

Fuck right off, you go.

I can't go....

you're being a pussy, gonch....