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heheh

if it's wrong why does it feel so right?

the special kids at my school sometimes got to go to theme parks and stuff instead of lessons(!!!)

ignitableduck wrote:

i dunno, i cant remember what the work was. i probably would have eventually. i wrote 'fuck you' in pretty handwriting with flowers growing round it and stuff. he couldnt even bollock me for it cos i'd have just told them he'd told me i wasnt allowed to do my coursework. he was a proper fucking wanker anyway, couple of years later he accidentally blew something up and burnt off his eyebrows.

making a career out of fucking about is pretty hardcore laziness. i'm impressed.

Hahaha! What did he say at that? Sounds like he was a bit weird.

Why thank you. It's quite easy when it comes to any sort of net things. Talk some buzzwords like you know what you're talking about, and their eyes just roll in confusion, and give us trying to understand what you're trying to 'explain', and you get left alone a lot of the time.

ignitableduck wrote:

i did actually have special kid classes when i was little too. so you're laughing at an ACTUAL special. thats just wrong.

HAHAHA! What kind of special kid classes? Were you like, the opposite of a child prodigy. Like a real slow-starter who managed to claw her way into acceptable levels of intelligence?

Special class kids are allowed to go to uni then?

If ever there was evidence that the education system doesn't work......

bantha_fodder+ wrote:

the special kids at my school sometimes got to go to theme parks and stuff instead of lessons(!!!)

That's well unfair! Our scopeys were just given jigsaw puzzles or stupid games with the teaching assistants when we had proper lessons. They were never taken to theme parks. Although one particular Downs kids had PE on his own where he had to throw a ball up into the air and catch it. And that was it. For a full hour. He even was taken to the crips toilets to get changed specifically for doing it. I don't think he caught it more than twice in a row. He couldn't even throw it above head height.

i never got to do stuff like that. i was in with the normals but i had extra special classes as well. it was cos i was born with really bad hearing in one ear, so i didn't hear words properly and couldn't talk properly. they sorted my hearing out, but i had to have speech therapy and stuff

he didnt say much really, just raised his eyebrows at me and put it in the bin.

Awww, that's pretty sad. The born a bit spastic bit, not the throwing the pic in the bin. I lol'd at that. I think I had to go speech therapy when I was really young. Like before I turned four or summit. Turned out that it wasn't that I was spacker and couldn't talk, more chose not to and preferred doing stuff myself, or pointing. Laziness to the max!

it had its perks though. my brother sebastian will forever be known as 'spaztian' to me. did you have weird flashcards? i remember getting bitten by a boy cos i picked up the batman card he wanted. maybe fraser had speech therapy too.

Heh. Spaztian. Niiiice. Does he live up to the name? Actually, your family, it's almost a guarentee.

I dunno. I can't remember last week, let alone something that happened 20 years ago. I don't think I went for too long. I think I got bored of them thinking I was crip, so just started speaking proper. Well, as proper as a four year old does anyway.

hes not actually too much of a spaz! hes nearly finished uni and everything.

but if they thought you were a crip wouldnt you have got to play with jigsaws? jigsaws are amazing!

Haha! Fair play on the lad for bucking the family trend

(I nearly had a MAJOR typo there...)

Yeah, but it would've meant I'd never got to have a job where I pissed about all day, AND get paid for it. I dunno what happens with spackers when they finish compulsary school, but can't help that think it's not so easy for them anymore. Although the idea of having a career who sits with you and helps you with jigsaws at twenty-three wouldn't be that bad a life, I guess.

Hey anyone else see this story on the news today? ......

Spoiler:

LOL it was posted about ten pages back with bryn comparing her to somehting equally as daft:)

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6229529.ece lololooll

Spiders Getting Bigger -- Global Warming to Blame?

or

2060: HUMVEE-SIZED, BULLETPROOF MEAT-EATING SPIDERS ATTACK(!!!!!!!!!)

I'm not clicking either of those.

Spiders are getting bigger! I tramped on one the other night and it just kind of looked at me and said "Is that it Fucko?"

Ah, now i c.

Guys. Watch this: