News Thread

Tired-Hippo wrote:

Chinese Jabba the hutt?

Actually, he's the cinematic genius behind such gems as Blackjack, in which Dolph Lundgren plays someone who's scared of the colour white (the final showdown takes place in a milk factory, naturally). Also, judging from that picture, he's the inspiration for Nick Cave's smash hit 'Red Right Hand'. So leave him alone or I'll hit you so hard, not only will all your family die but the ones who are already dead will come back alive.


Well - JOHN WHO?????????

"Actually, he's the cinematic genius behind such gems as Blackjack, in which Dolph Lundgren plays someone who's scared of the colour white"

The opposite afflication to michael jackson?

It is? How's it completely different? I'd give you vaguely different, but they're still girly gossipy mags, right?

a no no no. heat is all about gutter celebs and fashion, hello features a lot of royalty and society people and all that ie. BORING STUFF. plus heat has torso of the week: this week, a disappointing jonas armstrong.

Actually maybe there could be a sequel with jacko in it, and the finally happens in a yorkshire coal mine....

oh, john mayer.

ignitableduck wrote:

a no no no. heat is all about gutter celebs and fashion, hello features a lot of royalty and society people and all that ie. BORING STUFF. plus heat has torso of the week: this week, a disappointing jonas armstrong.

Ahhh, in that case I'm glad I never opt for Hello at the newsagents!

do you opt for 'bouncy botties' instead?

i really hope thats a real magazine.

ignitableduck wrote:

oh, john mayer.

No way!!! First Edwina Currie, now THIS! He really is a dark horse, isn't he?

BRYN_BORANGA wrote:

JOHN WHO???????????

Abbott and Costello are rolling in their graves.

that jokes a bit before my time bryn. i only really remember tony blair being prime minister.

ignitableduck wrote:

do you opt for 'bouncy botties' instead?

i really hope thats a real magazine.

It probably is. I hope it is. I'll have a look, and if they don't, I ask Dipesh about it. I've always wanted to ask a newsagent why they don't stock any one of a number of outrageously titled porno rags.

I've never actually bought a porno, though.

really? i have. i cant remember what it was called, but i remember the writing on the cover said 'pussy in boots'. my friend used it to make a porn bag to put her present to her boyfriend in.

Nope, never. I think belonging to the generation where skin flicks could be downloaded for free, means I've never had to experience the 'joys' of nervously shuffling up with a couple of gaming mags, a chocolate bar, and a copy of Penthouse totally inconscipuously placed in the middle of the pile.

What is it a good read?

Awwww....that's pretty sweet. A gf like that would be awesome.

ignitableduck wrote:

that jokes a bit before my time bryn. i only really remember tony blair being prime minister.

What, am I supposed to feel jealous about that? I don't even remember Gordon Brown being Prime Minister.

And if you don't remember John Major, how did you even GET the joke? Riddle me THAT, Tryingtomakemefeeloldasisthecurrenthilariousrunningboardjoke Man.

i might have read about it in an adrian mole book? im not sure how i got it actually. the only thing i remember about when he was prime minister is that there was a town crier where i live and i was convinced he was john major.

it was a fantastic read, sk. the pussy really WAS in boots. well, the girl attached to the pussy.

Bryn, do you have any grey hairs?

ignitableduck wrote:

the only thing i remember about when he was prime minister is that there was a town crier where i live and i was convinced he was john major.

Maybe he was! As I said, dark horse.

Wasn't the pussy PART of the girl? Or was the girl in boots attached to another pussy? These things are essential for my understanding of the accuracy of titles in pornos. Saying that, boots with just a pussy in would be very odd indeed. Sink to the bottom and get caught in the toe too, I'd imagine.

to be fair, he was very insistent he wasnt. so maybe he was trying to cover it all up. although he's dead now, and john major isnt.

Spoiler:

Tired-Hippo wrote:

Bryn, do you have any grey hairs?

I've had like three white hairs somewhere on the back of my head since school, but that's about it. I can't WAIT to go grey though, I want to look like Steve Zissou.

i dont think there was another pussy attached actually. i can't really remember, it was about five years ago. i have my own porn bag at home, so i'll check and see if there's any lesbianism next time i'm back there. and the boots with just a pussy COULD work, if they were tiny tiny boots and just positioned by said pussy?

What about baldness?

ignitableduck wrote:

i dont think there was another pussy attached actually. i can't really remember, it was about five years ago. i have my own porn bag at home, so i'll check and see if there's any lesbianism next time i'm back there. and the boots with just a pussy COULD work, if they were tiny tiny boots and just positioned by said pussy?

You have your own porn bag? Is it self-built, or a combination of your own interests and those your friends think would be right up your street.

It might work in terms of photographically accurate towards the title, but I'd question the erotic value? It'd make me think Antman's gone to explore a massive big pink cave and left his boots behind.