I just had to wipe my dog's arse...

Subject: I just had to wipe my dog's arse... Sat Sep 13, 2008 9:28 am

I am officially HER bitch...

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1261 Age : 91 Points : 480

Beautiful. Bought a tear to my eyeball.

Subject: Re: I just had to wipe my dog's arse... Sat Sep 13, 2008 11:13 am

it brought tears to my eyes too....
tears of humiliation and digust

Evangelist Number of posts : 2471 Age : 48 Points : 1379

Get a cat

Subject: Re: I just had to wipe my dog's arse... Sat Sep 13, 2008 11:33 am

cats cannot be trusted.

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I miss pleckos dog Sad

Evangelist Number of posts : 2471 Age : 48 Points : 1379

I killed it.

Subject: Re: I just had to wipe my dog's arse... Sat Sep 13, 2008 11:42 am

no love for the dogs eh?

Evangelist Number of posts : 2471 Age : 48 Points : 1379

Don't get me started on dogs.
Dogs are vermin.I HATE them and would not have any problem in inflicting torture on one.

Subject: Re: I just had to wipe my dog's arse... Sat Sep 13, 2008 11:52 am

well, I hate cats!

Evangelist Number of posts : 2471 Age : 48 Points : 1379

I love cats more than people.

Subject: Re: I just had to wipe my dog's arse... Sat Sep 13, 2008 11:54 am

do you hate dogs more than jews, though?

Evangelist Number of posts : 2471 Age : 48 Points : 1379

I don't hate Jews.

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1261 Age : 91 Points : 480

tiredhippo wrote:: I miss pleckos dog

You can fucking have it. I hate the cunting thing. My whole family hates it, and soon you will too.

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What evil deeds has it done?

Flower Girl Number of posts : 692 Age : 36 Points : 47

*peers in*

my cat pissed on my feet...but that's not as bad as wiping a dog's ass

Awesome Wizard Whale Number of posts : 4246 Points : 1205

I wanna get a dog now!

Subject: Re: I just had to wipe my dog's arse... Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:29 pm

Cats are so much better, unless we're talking about a samoyed or a husky.

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1261 Age : 91 Points : 480

tiredhippo wrote:: What evil deeds has it done?

She's just the most annoying thing that ever existed. EVER.

1) she pisses and shits EVERYWHERE because..
2) if you let her outside, instead of going for a turd she sticks her nose under the fence and barks at ANYTHING that walks past
3) She picks fights with my other dog all the time
4) You open the front door and the fucking racket she makes.... it's unbelievable*
5) She's ginger
6) She's got too much hair which she thinks makes her look BUTCH... but if you get her wet, she's like a stick lolol.
7) She's fucking greedy and eats everything
8) The way she walks round thinking she's the best ever and can take anything or anyone on is annoying
9) Her bark is so fucking puny and screechy and yappy and IRRITATING.. and she barks ALL THE TIME.

You've really got to own this dog for a day to believe it. Thing is, I live in a valley so you can hear her bark for about half a mile around. All the neighbours hate her, pedestrians hate her, I hate her, my family hate her. EVERYONE. FUCKING. HATES. HER. She's totally shit scared of me though, lol. Stamp of the foot and she RUNS.

Seriously, SOMEONE take her. She will NOT be missed.

*Tonight, I'll take a video for you so you can see for yourselves.

GRR I JUST WANT TO KICK HER

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Its the dog I feel sorry for......XD

HOW IZ DA THANGS IN YER LIF PLKO?

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1261 Age : 91 Points : 480

Very boring and annoying tbh.

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Tell me yer woes.

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1261 Age : 91 Points : 480

Boiz. General boredom. No moolah, etc.

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Me too...cept the boiz is girlz and iz a lack of dem Sad

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1261 Age : 91 Points : 480

Just a bit like woah about the ex, innit. Dunno what to make of it all at the moment. I don't want to find anyone else, wanna have a break from all that crap for a looong time.

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